The Best of Samuel L. Jackson

Jules Winnfield
"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"

Major Marquis Warren
"Move a little strange, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question... A bullet!"

Elijah Price
"Do you know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world, to not know why you're here. That's - that's just an awful feeling."

Ordell Robbie
"Here we go. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."

Jimmy
"What am I to you? Some loser? Not with a gun in my hand. Not with the facts I know."

Stephen
"Them motherfuckers ain't here to buy no mandingos. They's here for that girl."

Zeus
"Wait a minute. You mean to tell me I'm in this shit 'cause some white cop threw some white asshole's brother off a roof?"

Lazarus
"God put you in my path and I aim to cure you of your wicked ways."

Coach Ken Carter
"l came to coach basketball players, and you became students. l came to teach boys, and you became men."

Mister Señor Love Daddy
"Today's temperature's gonna rise up over 100 degrees, so there's a Jheri curl alert! That's right, Jheri curl alert. If you have a Jheri curl, stay in the house or you'll end up with a permanent black helmet on your head fuh-eva!"

Carl Lee Hailey
"Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

Mitch Henessey
"What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"

P.K. Highsmith
"Ay, ay, ay! If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!"

Valentine
"You know what this is like? It's like those old movies we both love. Now, I'm going to tell you my whole plan, and then I'm going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you, and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape... Well, this ain't that kind of movie."

Ray Arnold
"Hold on to your butts."