The Best of Michael Keaton

Riggan
"It's important to me! Alright? Maybe not to you, or your cynical friends whose only ambition is to go viral. But to me... To me... this is - God. This is my career, this is my chance to do some work that actually means something."

Betelgeuse
"Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose."

Walter 'Robby' Robinson
"We've got two stories here: a story about degenerate clergy, and a story about a bunch of lawyers turning child abuse into a cottage industry. Which story do you want us to write? Because we're writing one of them."

Ray Nicolette
"You've no idea what happened to the 50,000 dollars. You're clueless about the money, right? You've no idea about the 50 grand."

Bruce Wayne
"Now you wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts."

Captain Gene Mauch
"Do me a favor, don't go chasing waterfalls."

Adrian Toomes
"You need to understand, I will do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I'm talking about. So don't mess with me. Don't interfere in my business again. Because I will kill you and anyone you care about."

Ray Kroc
"You know, contracts are like hearts: they're made to be broken."

Bruce Wayne
"You know what, I mistook me for somebody else."

Dogberry
"Dost thou not suspect my place? Dost thou not suspect my years? O that he were here to write me down an ass. But masters, remember that I am an ass: though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass."

Bill Blazejowski
"All you ever think about is yourself. You don't care what happens to me. You don't care what happens to Belinda. You don't care what happens to the Girl Scouts of America! America! I'm fed up, man. I'm fed up with you. I wash my hands and my feet of you!"

Ramsey Clark
"I'm in private practice now, and if John Mitchell wants to cut me in half, he can and he will."

Doug Kinney
"You know how when you make a copy of a copy, it's not as sharp as... well... the original."

Ken
"And this... well, this is where I live. It's got a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes."

Peter McCabe
"You have to appreciate the irony. After all these years of being locked up, I'm given the opportunity to kill again. A cop's kid, too, and all I have to do is sit right here."