The Best of Jamie Lee Curtis

Laurie Strode
"Look, the boogeyman can only come out on Halloween, right? Well, I'm here; I'm not about to let anything happen to you."

Wanda
"I looked at the clock... because I was saying to myself... It's five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun?"

Ophelia
"By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch."

Helen Tasker
"I wanted to do something outrageous, and it felt really good, to be needed, and to be trusted. It's just there's so much I want to do with this life and it feels that I haven't done any of it. You know, the sand is running out of the hourglass, and I want to look back and say, see, I did that, that was me, I was reckless and I was wild, and I fucking did it!"

Linda Drysdale
"Were you boinking my father?"

Megan Turner
"I like to slam peoples heads up against walls."

Deirdre Beaubeirdre
"He told me about your situation. I remember when my husband served me papers. I drove his Kia Forte through my neighbor's kitchen. But you know what I say? It's cold, unlovable bitches like us that make the world go round."

Tess Coleman
"Like cooking: I mean, have you never heard of takeout? And cleaning: let's don't and say we did. Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!"

Pamela 'Hitch' Rushworth
"I could go to Disneyland for a little adventure. What I'm looking for is a little excitement."

Elizabeth Solley
"You are weird. Thank God you're weird. The last one was so normal, it was disgusting."

Laurie Strode
"He's waited for this night... he's waited for me... I've waited for him..."

Joan Day
"You're not gonna be alone. Even if you were, you could always move in with me. We could get a condo in Miami and start solving crimes together."

Kit Foster
"You're not in charge anymore!"

Laurie Strode
"My brother killed my sister... when she was 17."

Gayle Buckley
"You were issued a private investigator's license for your 18th birthday? Heh. Is that something California kids do? "