The Best of Edward Norton

Monty Brogan
"No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you *dumb* *fuck*!"

Narrator
"You met me at a very strange time in my life."

Derek Vinyard
"If you come near Danny again, I will feed you your fucking heart, Cameron."

Mike Shiner
"Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige."

Scout Master Ward
"Jiminy cricket, he flew the coop!"

Aaron / Roy
"I got you. You the lawyer. Well, you sure fucked this one up, didn't you, counselor! Looks to me like they're gonna shoot ol' Aaron so full o' poison it's gonna come out his eyes!"

Miles Bron
"I'll pay you $1 billion to tell me which one of them tried to kill me."

Worm
"Like my uncle Les used to say "When the money is gone, it's time to move on". So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes."

Alan Isaacman
"Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health of our nation."

Sheldon Mopes
"You just fucked with the wrong rhino!"

Eisenheim
"Everything you've seen is an illusion, it's a trick."

Henckels
"I want road blocks at every junction for fifty kilometers. I want rail blocks at every train station for a hundred kilometers. I want 50 men and 10 bloodhounds ready in five minutes. We're going to strip-search every pretzel-haus, waffel-hut, biergarten, and, especially, every Grand Hotel from Äugenzberg to Zilchbrück."

Will Graham
"We tried sodium amytal on him three years ago to find where he buried a Princeton student; he gave them a recipe for dip."

Jackie Teller
"You tried to get in a suckers share on a score that I set up, from the beginning!"

Steve
"You blew the best thing you had going for you. You blew the element of surprise."