Explore
 Lists  Reviews  Images  Update feed
Categories
MoviesTV ShowsMusicBooksGamesDVDs/Blu-RayPeopleArt & DesignPlacesWeb TV & PodcastsToys & CollectiblesComic Book SeriesBeautyAnimals   View more categories »
Listal logo
Avatar
Added by astro_man23 on 5 May 2010 08:12
2868 Views 6 Comments
37
vote

what a title tells me about a movie

Sort by: Showing 42 items
Decade: Rating: List Type:
People who added this item 58 Average listal rating (40 ratings) 4.1 IMDB Rating 3.4
even in delicious gingerbread man form, gary busey still gives me indigestion and just creeps me out...
People who added this item 18 Average listal rating (10 ratings) 4.1 IMDB Rating 3.7
Your worst nightmare...
People who added this item 36 Average listal rating (19 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 4.9
actually, this is not porn...


she does not mean to flip you off
that is her arthritis
astro_man23's rating:
they hit it off at a night club, go to Gorilla's apartment and have fantastic sex all night. then after a scrambled eggs/coffee/burnt toast breakfast the next morning, they go their separate ways. Gorilla feels great at first, like there was a real connection. She had been feeling self-conscious about the weight she gained last winter, but those inhibitions didn't bother her at all when she was naked in Bela's arms. usually cautious by nature, she wonders what it is about him? After all, she doesn't usually sleep with strange out-of-town men on first dates. could he be the one? sadly, no. Bela fails to call back within three days...and Gorilla goes on an apeshit rampage through various drugs until she ultimately destroys herself on a lethal speedball of heroin and bananas


see you in hell, lugosi...
People who added this item 2 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 7.6
actually, that's about the very last thing i'd ever want to find myself running against or into


dick cheney - face shootin bastard
People who added this item 61 Average listal rating (33 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 5.4
Sssssss (1973)
This movie ssssssucks.
The title is a question, and the answer is "no."
why you shouldn't mix pills and drink while you're pregnant, ladies
People who added this item 477 Average listal rating (259 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 6.7
Goooood, Pussycat. Gooood.
People who added this item 3 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 1 IMDB Rating 5.5
Boin-n-g (1963)
I will be really disappointed if there are no boobs in this movie.
Don't worry, I don't care.
People who added this item 84 Average listal rating (49 ratings) 4.1 IMDB Rating 4
Man-Thing (2005)
a lively sequel to the original "swamp penis" which fell limp at box offices everywhere despite excessive amounts of foreplay

he runs an outdoor cafe now
Yeah, that one.


...yes that is miley cyrus
Can I ever forget this movie? What movie?
People who added this item 4 Average listal rating (2 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 5.7
They just nag you until you explode.


plus they make you explode
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 0
a self-help explanatory how-to documentary told through the teary eyes of women with hirsutism. disturbing and informative.


i am sorry you had to see this
do you have a personal, longstanding grudge against frogs everywhere? maybe a frog killed your father or raped your mother. maybe a frog you trusted touched you in a way a frog should never touch a human...yes, this movie is for you


come, let us kill him
Well, maybe if you had hung her on your meat hook in the first place, she wouldn't have been a lesbian and you wouldn't have had to kill her...


he will make you gay, be careful
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the who gives a shit
a movie with a big title is probably trying to compensate for something...probably a tiny production budget.


own it
I bet this line gets him laid in the movie.


i suddenly want cheese now...
...and sex

People who added this item 16 Average listal rating (10 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 7.2
i'm told the chinese characters mean 'the fist of fury'


eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
...i wonder where my fist will go
People who added this item 126 Average listal rating (82 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.6
now, i'm not a racist. i'm not the kind of guy who locks his car door when some entirely innocent black youths were approaching my car yesterday afternoon. that's just not me.

but maybe if the title was "I am going to get you, sir" and I imagined an old white lady saying it instead of an angry, black man, I'd feel less likely to shit my pants...



Terror at Blood Fart Lake? What the hell could possibly be more terrifying than a lake made out of blood farts? Oh, wait. It looks like a man-shaped shit monster is sneaking up behind her. Never mind.
People who added this item 2 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 5.7
Jurassic Fart (1996)
a real blast from the past


they might be extinct but their farts live
in the form of fossil fuels
People who added this item 132 Average listal rating (89 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.2
Frankenhooker (1990)
because i'm going to PAY a rotting, reanimated, corpse with rusted mechanical vagina to have sex with me...well, okay, let's just say I'd have to be pretty desperate


we'll all be having sex with
androids in the future anyway
People who added this item 41 Average listal rating (22 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5
i always wondered what they do when they're not at work/church.


"now what was that you were saying about
the sun being the center of the solar system?
didn't think so, bitch."
we prefer spawning asexually like amoeba
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 7.2
ahh, the secret to a happy marriage
People who added this item 5 Average listal rating (3 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 5.1
...


you're gonna luv my nuts.
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 0
Mommy Dick (2005)
two words which should never...oh god, i just threw up in my mouth
not bombshell mcgee, the other daughter. the good looking one. turns out she was raised amish too.


what the fuck was he smokin
If I was a woman, I would never trust a doctor named Clitterhouse.
That's the nickname his little sister gave him when they were kids. He's not really a doctor. Just look at his face. It's not meant for human eyes. No hospital would accept him. What is he?
People who added this item 6 Average listal rating (4 ratings) 2 IMDB Rating 3.2
Retardead (2008)
People who added this item 9 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 1 IMDB Rating 3.9
an autobiographical documentary which only became a film when it was leaked from the sheriff's evidence archive. i've been told the director is casting for a sequel.
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 6.4
Alright! I usually just get socks! But a vagina works way better!!
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 6.7
a va-jay-jay vay-cay
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 7.7
Cunt Dykula (1993)
I, uh...what's wrong with this title? I don't know what everyone's laughing at.
People who added this item 58 Average listal rating (34 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.4
which was followed by the critically panned sequel "my moob and uranus"
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 0
an experimental, avant-garde style movie that briefly chronicles the life of "Mila," an inspirational blind girl, who faithfully reproduces famous Jackson Polluck paintings by violently spraying paint out of her ass.


yes, her ass

Here are some movies that have fantastic titles. I have not seen these (except Rabid Grannies, Monsturd and Gingerdead Man) but that won't stop me from guessing what they're about.

Added to




Related lists

Crépuscule [ 3 Steps ]
15 item list by G̲ʅσb̶∆ʅ J̅∆zZ∆l!s̲↱
11 votes 1 comment
AEW Womens' Title History
4 item list by ToonHead2102
1 votes
TNA World Heavyweight Title History
26 item list by ToonHead2102
5 votes 1 comment
TNA Knockouts Title History
18 item list by ToonHead2102
3 votes 2 comments
TNA Tag Team Title History
32 item list by ToonHead2102
4 votes 1 comment
WWE (RAW) Tag Team Title History
48 item list by ToonHead2102
4 votes
WWE (Smackdown) Women's Title History
5 item list by ToonHead2102
1 votes
TNA X-Divison Title History
27 item list by ToonHead2102
7 votes 1 comment
NXT Women's Title History
6 item list by ToonHead2102
8 votes 1 comment
WWE United States Title History
85 item list by ToonHead2102
2 votes 2 comments

View more top voted lists

People who voted for this also voted for


More lists from astro_man23