Not epic

Since everyone was saying horrible things about 'Epic Movie', I expected very little, I liked when I was 12, but now, I hate it, it doesn’t merit an Oscar nomination at all

'Discover what it takes to survive an epic movie' Well at the end the four protagonists are crushed by Captain Jack Swallows's wheel I guess that was pretty funny but not much else is funny, of course Willy was rather obnoxious (and also a rather weak villain), as was the Harry Potter spoof

Despite (mostly) well cast, the film was crude, sexist and mostly unfunny (at least it isn’t as horrible as Disaster Movie) also the story, directing, acting was rather poor

To conclude, I hate 'Epic Movie' and it isn’t worth a look at all


3/10