Ridiculous and boring

I'm reviewing this film without a thought about Vladimir Nabokov's novel, for I don't think it's necessary to even bring it up as I'm reviewing the film, not to mention the remake of it...Plus I haven't read the book fully, so I can't judge it, yet. But if it's anything like this crap, then it won't be a nice judgement, that's for sure...

Excuse me, but I have to ask: Why would anyone want to watch a film about a promiscuous 14 year old girl, a old man and inappropriate sexual relationships. You people are disgusting if you in any way enjoyed this rubbish. You should definitely be ashamed of yourselves. As far as I got into the book, I can't say I'm really impressed so far, I guess it's just not my type of book, I have better taste you could say. But literature is something completely different to cinema, and in some cases, some books just aren't meant to be turned into films. Making a visual of this garbage is just utterly appalling. This film is boring. I don't get what's so great about Lolita. Oohh what a rebel you are for pretending to like a crappy film about paedophilia. How cool and "different" are you now, I bet you have great taste in films. Yes, that was sarcasm, I know - it's the lowest form of wit, but you can't come out with anything witty when your talking about this crap. Even Kubrik's one I dislike and found boring, but not as much because at least Kubrick can direct. Plus, he realised and accepted that it was a big big failure, and was just crap. Therefore I have a lot of respect for the man. Anyway, just avoid this, but if you feel the need to see Kubrick's version, then fine, but only watch it to complete his filmography, not because you're actually entertained by this sort of rubbish. Paedophilia in the movies should not exist.

1/10