Celine Dion Is The True King Of The World

Wanna know how good Titanic is?
Because of this movie,
I have developed a lifelong hatred towards icebergs.

Also,
for a brief moment there,
this film actually had me believing that a man would actually allow himself to freeze to death in the icy ocean waters of the North Atlantic, just b'cuz he loved a girl so much that he couldn't bring himself to ask her if she could maybe scoot her fat ass over on the drift board just a little bit,
to make room for his skinny butt.

....godd@mn icebergs......!




8/10