Don't Look....Shit.

Where to start? It's a movie about two intelligent people in a world of greedy, social media addicted idiots.
Nothing about the film is classic, lovable, or even remotely rewatchable... And there were a lot of good actors in it.

The best part was when Jonah Hill put a bag over Jennifer Lawrence's head and saved me from having to look at her uglyass haircut.
Holy crap, it looked like a dog chewed on her hair after she got a bad mullet buzz from her barn-loving uncle. Wtf.
You would think she would chop it and dye it after she got humiliated on social media and by the world... But no, she continued to destroy our souls with that thing on her head.

The Borat movie did a better job making fun of Trump fans.

The movie flips between the main characters getting fucked over in "hilarious" ways and then getting super sappy, so you feel sorry for them. I didn't give a shit about any of them and was quite happy that everyone died in the end.

The world sucks and everyone is an asshole... But then there's one bar... One bar where people are suddenly concerned and "are real" and want to know what's going on. Once they find out, of course they start a riot afterwards, because why not, nobody has a family to go back to at this overly concerned bar.
Everyone is going to die and you get to watch as Leonardo DiCaprio and a girl with rat-nest-hair run around trying to save it.... And fail.

That's the movie. It's not good, it's not great, it's just shit.

Waste of time.


1/10