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English is not my native language so I apologize for the errors that are bound to exist.
Wonder Woman is still the best movie of the DC universe. Which is not saying much because they all suck.
This was originally written in November 26 of 2017. I just make some changes.
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It doesn’t look horrible but it looks like PS2 graphics. Is just not that well made.
Careful with the green screen!
Slow motion scenes are overused and it don’t make sense that they used them when they did. It just looks silly.
The choreography is usually okay.
In general, it looks mediocre. Nothing impressive, nothing horrible, just… okay.
The plot is overly simplistic, just go kill the bad guy. Doesn’t construct anything, doesn’t try to go beyond, it stays in the comfort zone, and that’s lazy. Is just lazy.
And commits one of the worst crimes, it has caricatures for villains. They are evil just because.
The general is just a cunt and he dies like a bitch. He’s not scary, it doesn’t command respect, is not interesting at all.
What's the deal with the gas that makes him stronger? Why nobody else uses it?
I mean, that way it would be easy to win the war if he gives it to its soldiers. At least a little bit.
I guess it doesn't matter, doesn't work for him anyway. Diana kills him very easily. Boring.
At the end of the movie, Ares - who also sucks – dies and the Germans hug, they are no longer under the influence of Ares, they are good again. Because that is how shit goes down in wars.
The movie pisses in his own message, in the face, just like Germans like to do.
But is not a war movie right? It just has one… Lazy.
The secondary characters are stereotypical, they help I guess, but they don’t really matter. If they die, who cares?
Diana is nice, and strong and… nice. She is very naïve because of her upbringing and doesn’t learn shit about humanity nor develops as a person, she stays pretty much the same. She has some chemistry with her love interest whose name I don’t recall, is nice seeing them together. That´s why the relationship is not force like a rape, but isn’t exactly good either. They are the best thing of the film and they are not good. The thing is, every other character is shit.
It has some funny moments and the fish out of water thing was okay.
The amazons are hot, they dress cool and they are a bunch of sexist, which I like in women.
This review is lazy, just like the movie.
This film s superficial. Is dumb. Is ridiculous and insulting.
4/10.
I believed in love!
Fuck you!
Alaoz!
