Review of Conan the Barbarian

While this movie had all the items of a good Conan story, scenery, fighting, sorcery, it was flawed in its telling of it. Rose McGowan (Marque) did a horrible job, jerky, uninterestingly dull acting. Bob Sapp (Ukafa) was a sterotypical backup actor. I could go on about acting and the directing ... horrible. Jason Momoa (Conan) actually did a good job, and Ron Perlman (Corin) did as well. The scenery was amazing, I just wish I hadn't seen it in 3D, it was a waste of the technology; making everything darker and less vibrant.

In all the storytelling was a jerky, discombobulated mess of a what should have been an epic. I'm sure the writers are as horrified as I am.