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Wetlands review
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Review of Wetlands

We actually showed this at my theater awhile back I think before I actually worked there. From what I've heard about it I was curious. I wanted to see how really gross it is for myself. Thank God for Netflix and its tendency to add whatever they feel like. I don't know any of the writers or director of this or their work. I don't even think I know any of the actors from anything. Wait a minute the opening quote said this shouldn't have been made lol! That first shot hahaha omg this is already proving to be an oddball. Well this gets straight the the point then. Yeah I don't think much of you is very "ladylike" already. That is a disgusting bathroom I wouldn't dare be barefoot at least. Oh what is she thinking?! Well that was a creative, disturbing, and disgusting opening credits. Damn this girl is pretty blunt. That was just cruel and unnecessary. Just wrong! This girl has some serious issues. I'm glad I didn't end up with someone like her. I feel bad for this dude. The dialogue really takes the cake. It doesn't help that she is actually pretty attractive. Ahem well that was interesting bath time. Okay that religion montage was kind of funny especially the Star Wars bit. Eww Corinna no! Yeah put the hot pan on the plastic that makes sense. Well at least that part of her life is normal. Well this isn't exactly the kind of attention I want focused in butt shots lol. Yeah that really must hurt a lot. Probably not the smartest decision to make. That was an interesting way to make a scene. Also that can't be comfortable or pleasant. Oh my God dude eww! I wouldn't have reacted quite as calm. Also if I was in this particularly situation I wouldn't want a room full of interns watching! Wow um I hope no Ethiopians see this because they probably wouldn't like that one of their men goes full frontal. Also I was really not expecting that! She certainly isn't a subtle one. I swear some female friends get away with stuff guys could never do. A little Final Destination humor lol. Oh lord hahah! Yeah that's not gross at all not! Well that's awkward and weird. Haha oh man that turkey imagery. I swear this movie has no chill. See I don't this guy gets that some things aren't shared with others. Oh that was an interesting reaction. This girl is quite the adventurous one. Her choice in girls kind of sucks in my opinion. I hope you learned from this that sometimes you should answer the call. Apparently she has no caution for safety either. This movie really does try its best to make you sick. Thank God for my strong stomach. I swear the fantasy aspects here are kind of funny sometimes. Are you kidding me with that?? Yeah these friends are way too close. So that was the reason then. I hope it didn't happen because that would suck for the nurse lol. Eww come on this movie will show that, but not the other! Oh no the music thrown in with this makes it all the more disgusting. Also that was probably the most graphic thing this movie has shown. Well I know where this is going. Ahh God! I knew the mom was messed up, but damn that was pretty bad. Well I guess love can happen in many situations. Oh this credits song! The acting is good. It's definitely unique, but it is very uncomfortable to watch even alone. I definitely couldn't watch it again.
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8 years ago on 28 February 2016 21:31

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