Review of The Expendables

MANGASM: Occurs at a time of intense scenes of violence and action, culminating in a euphoric orgasmic sensation. EXPENDABLES picks up increasing amounts of steam as it barrels toward it’s explosive finale. This entire movie was conceived to be the ultimate masculine stud fantasy, Stallone manages to give every action fan everything he could want in one movie. Explosive, orgasmic non stop fighting of all those action men together in one screen. Jet Li fight Dolph Lundgren ! Stone Cold Steve Austin beating the hell out of Sylvester Stallone! Gary Daniels savagely killed with a boot down onto his neck! Scott Adkins getting beheaded after a brutal body combat with Stallone! Jason Statham beats the crap out of a group of guys, throws knives and wields a sword. Jet Li and Dolph Lundgren have this epic, kick ass fight, Stallone gets his ass kicked by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Randy Couture and Austin get this bloodied fight gruesome graphic violence that helped make him a star in the first place. Body parts fly as bullets pierce them, heads roll from swords, we see bodies explode, hear blood curdling screams when Terry Crews takes a loud, testosterone birthed rifle and shoots people with bullets that seem to pierce all matter. More people are stabbed, shot, punched, kicked, thrown into brick walls and at one point a guy is shot and stabbed at the same time.