how crappy can it get

Cloverfield. New name for Central Park after some weird disaster happens. Not well explained in the film.

That said, the actors were lame. Lamer than I've ever seen in any movies - and I've watched a whole lot of them. They were lousier than B-movie actors, if that is possible.

The direction... was pathetic. Lousy. The camera was going all over the place, making it impossible to understand or figure out anything.

When you do get to see the "beast", you can tell it's very (emphasis here!) badly done. Not credible.

The dialog between the characters is unbelievably childish. No, let me correct this. Not even children would speak that way. I felt as if the script had been written by morons.

To avoid at all cost.

(Just because there was a huge promotional campaign about the movie, does not mean it's any good! This movie is just another "Godzilla in NYC". Useless.)


1/10