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The Samaritan review
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Review of The Samaritan

Thoughts before I watched this.
1. Most people came here for Samuel L. Jackson.
2. While he is a great reason I came for Ruth Negga.
3. Just something about her that really pulls me in.
4. Well besides being of Ethiopian descent of course.
5. Maybe it's her eyes.
6. There are a few other great cast members like Tom Wilkinson and Deborah Kara Unger.
7. The writer/director is David Weaver whom I've never heard of.
8. His co-writer is Elan Mastai who also worked on What If (which was pretty terrible).
9. I am doubtful that this will be good, but we shall see.

"After twenty years in prison, Foley is finished with the grifter's life. When he meets an elusive young woman named Iris, the possibility of a new start looks real. But his past is proving to be a stubborn companion."

Thoughts while I watched this.
1. Whoa that was definitely an interesting start.
2. There's the man.
3. Now I know it's only a minute in, but I was hoping she would be in the opening haha.
4. Oh fun it has a narrative... *sighs*
5. I guess it works here though.
6. Parole officer sir that better be just tobacco you're rolling up.
7. Yeah life moves on while you're in prison.
8. Okay five minutes in now still no Ruth.
9. Oh really is that all you want?
10. There she is now I'm satisfied.
11. What's wrong with you Foley?!
12. Hey isn't that one of the teachers from Degrassi?
13. Tom Wilkinson nice!
14. Oh damn that was quite unexpectedly gory.
15. It's interesting to see this kind of story done differently.
16. That's definitely a tough call to make.
17. Younger than he is now seems a bit unlikely.
18. Lol this bartender is amusing.
19. The odds would be in my favor if I was him.
20. That guy seems like a jerk.
21. Noooo!
22. I would not let that slide at all.
23. Well 2nd chances are hard to come by in these situations.
24. That's a disturbing and sad thing to just out and say.
25. So she seems like a nymphomaniac with the way she just throws sex into convos.
26. Ruth Negga oh my!
27. What a lucky man...
28. Such dysfunctional people, but they do make a cute couple.
29. So a montage of living life okay.
30. Yeah it was kind of obvious because she said something then.
31. Of course that's what happened.
32. Making shower moments emotional aww.
33. Now that's what I was expecting from this.
34. You can't trust someone when you killed their father!
35. That's just not right man.
36. Yikes I was not expecting that!
37. Well I'm officially disturbed.
38. Wait so basically this is the Oldboy remake before the Oldboy remake.
39. If you can't keep your people in line what kind of leader does that make you?
40. Nothing better happen!
41. Man you go girl!
42. Lol that was funny and kind of cool
43. Sometimes the truth is better left unsaid.
44. Aww poor Iris.
45. Well that was unexpected.
46. Interesting I wonder if that actually is a place that would kill you.
47. Don't mess with Samuel L. Jackson he knows things.
48. Wait that dude is out of prison?
49. Well that's convenient then.
50. I don't understand why he is doing it?
51. He could basically just end it all yet he agrees.
52. Another montage...
53. Deborah Kara Unger's character comes off odd to me.
54. Well that was slightly unexpected, but having such a well known actor barely in a movie he would have had to be what it's all about.
55. Hey Ethan calm down nobody likes you anyways, but that's unnecessary.
56. Lol you tell him Foley!
57. Hey of course he would be suspect if you knew what happened.
58. So is Ruth going to show up again?
59. See now you are just asking for it.
60. I guess I wondered too soon about Iris.
61. She is oblivious smh.
62. He needs a good asswhooping.
63. Uh oh well that changes things!
64. Karma is a bitch.
65. Well that is coincidentally odd.
66. Oh man it better be.
67. I'm ready for Ethan to bite the dust.
68. Wow that's feeling a little close to home I would think.
69. I smell trouble.
70. Something is really fishy here.
71. Oh damn!
72. Wonderful twist of events and truths revealed!
73. Oh badass!
74. That was hardcore!
75. Noooo I had a feeling that would happen, but no not Iris!
76. What an ending!
77. I mean it's a bit cheesy but sweet.

Thoughts after I watched this.
1. I appreciate Ruth Negga even more.
2. Even when Samuel L. Jackson doesn't want to be a badass he still is.
3. The acting was pretty damn good.
4. I thought all the characters were really interesting.
5. It doesn't rely on action, but when things happen you can bet there will be quite a lot of blood.
6. The story has been done before though unfortunately.
7. Sure many stories have been told over and over.
8. Oldboy though was already remade albeit after this, but they both had Samuel L. Jackson.
9. Also this isn't quite as awesome as the first one of it's type I saw.
10. I mean it's still a decent one time watch.
11. It's really nothing special.
12. It does seem that maybe this was part of the reason Ruth Negga was in Agents of SHIELD.
13. Anyways if you decide to watch it I'm sure you will find it is entertaining.
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8 years ago on 17 November 2015 18:02

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