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While at Hogsmeade, Umbridge and Dumbledore hop on the good-foot and head on down to the Three Broomsticks for a night of singing, dancing, and the traditional "Welcome-to-Hogwarts" body shot. From the looks of it, these two could really be Gettin' Along...
"A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show.
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Gettin' Along - music and lyrics by Darren Criss
DUMBLEDORE
I bet
you're the one who gets
all of the boys to buy you things.
UMBRIDGE
I'm sure
that you get all the girls
to beg you for their wedding rings.
DUMBLEDORE
I like your twisted humor!
UMBRIDGE
I like your mystic rumors!
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE
I'd say we can assume we're
gonna get along!
UMBRIDGE
You're not
like average Joes,
or Jims or Tims or Johns.
DUMBLEDORE
... And I'd wager
that you'd never run from danger
with those muscles made of bronze!
I can safely shout
without a doubt
that it won't take very long...
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE
... Before we're getting--
--and not regretting--
ever setting on gettin' along!
[DANCE BREAK]
DUMBLEDORE
You are a beautiful sample!
For example,
my gosh-- you're so strong!
What's-a matter with me?
UMBRIDGE
Now you're just flattering me!
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE
... Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!
UMBRIDGE
I've never felt this way before...
DUMBLEDORE
[spoken] "Felt how?"
UMBRIDGE
[spoken] "Um, intimidated..."
... You have such prominence and poise.
DUMBLEDORE
[spoken] "Oh, that ol' thing--"
... Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore.
So just try to relax,
face the facts
You feel just like one of the boys!
UMBRIDGE
[spoken] "One of the boys? I do?!"
DUMBLEDORE
[spoken] "You sure do baby!"
UMBRIDGE
Yes sir,
you're the one professor
that'd II'd want detention from!
DUMBLEDORE
Umbridge-
you're the handsome wizard
that'd I'd want an extension from!
UMBRIDGE
[spoken] "... And I'd give it to you!"
DUMBLEDORE
I'll get the door!
UMBRIDGE
You'll get much more!
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE
Either way we can't go wrong...
With how shamelessly
and how famously
we're both just getting' along...
We'll be get, get, gettin',
get, get, gettin',
gettin' along!
www.teamstarkid.com/
"A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show.
Like this song? Get it on iTunes here itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-very-starkid-album/id382263536
Gettin' Along - music and lyrics by Darren Criss
DUMBLEDORE
I bet
you're the one who gets
all of the boys to buy you things.
UMBRIDGE
I'm sure
that you get all the girls
to beg you for their wedding rings.
DUMBLEDORE
I like your twisted humor!
UMBRIDGE
I like your mystic rumors!
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE
I'd say we can assume we're
gonna get along!
UMBRIDGE
You're not
like average Joes,
or Jims or Tims or Johns.
DUMBLEDORE
... And I'd wager
that you'd never run from danger
with those muscles made of bronze!
I can safely shout
without a doubt
that it won't take very long...
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE
... Before we're getting--
--and not regretting--
ever setting on gettin' along!
[DANCE BREAK]
DUMBLEDORE
You are a beautiful sample!
For example,
my gosh-- you're so strong!
What's-a matter with me?
UMBRIDGE
Now you're just flattering me!
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE
... Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!
UMBRIDGE
I've never felt this way before...
DUMBLEDORE
[spoken] "Felt how?"
UMBRIDGE
[spoken] "Um, intimidated..."
... You have such prominence and poise.
DUMBLEDORE
[spoken] "Oh, that ol' thing--"
... Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore.
So just try to relax,
face the facts
You feel just like one of the boys!
UMBRIDGE
[spoken] "One of the boys? I do?!"
DUMBLEDORE
[spoken] "You sure do baby!"
UMBRIDGE
Yes sir,
you're the one professor
that'd II'd want detention from!
DUMBLEDORE
Umbridge-
you're the handsome wizard
that'd I'd want an extension from!
UMBRIDGE
[spoken] "... And I'd give it to you!"
DUMBLEDORE
I'll get the door!
UMBRIDGE
You'll get much more!
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE
Either way we can't go wrong...
With how shamelessly
and how famously
we're both just getting' along...
We'll be get, get, gettin',
get, get, gettin',
gettin' along!
www.teamstarkid.com/