can anyone recomend any lesbian romance movies

Yes, but they are all Certificate 18+, so I can't recommend them to a minor, sorry!

Why is it that most lesbians are so self obsessed and 2 dimensional?

"Whats your opinion on the war in Afghanistan?"

"Well as a Lesbian I just find it outrageous that theres no pride march in Kabul this year because those damn Muslims don't allow it!"

"Whats your favorite food?"
"Prawn Cocktail Crisps, Fish, Marmite"

"Who are your heroes?"
"Well theres Ellen, Willow from Buffy, The cast of The L word, The girls from Sugarush... They are just so...you know.....deep"

"What are your ambitions in life?"
"I want to be a footballer/King/Post Man/Penis Model or anything else I can't have because I am female, failing that the first Lesbian something"

Fucks sake, I have wound myself up a bit now, why can't people accept their sexuality does not make them a race or a separate entity! We spend all this time telling each other that all black/white/brown/yellow people are equal and the same, people start to just get on with it and then all these dick heads come along and start acting like they need to make a stand because they prefer their own gender to the opposite. No one cares who you find attractive!!!!!!!! Just get on with it and stop announcing yourselves so damn much its not like it matters who's doing who in some film/book does it??! Really?