Sara Sampaio Updates

"I'm sorry, but I just can't see a model eating ice cream on top of pie."

"I'm not sure who Sara's friend is. Could it be none other than Gigi Hadid?"

"She looks like a gang banging prostitute in this outfit!"

"I hate to tell Sports Illustrated but lifeguards don't wear striped suits. [LOL]"

"She's probably at a Mark Jacobs show because in the M on her cup."

"These pictures are from her Snapchat, when she had a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? Please sir may I have some more? And before you ask, yes, I am Oliver Twist."

"What's the matter sweetheart can't hear the ocean?"

"Now, what has happened to her raven trusses. I assert oh so seriously. ☆ [LOL] ☆ "

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"And her hair is tight again. (^///^)"

"Hiii, to you too. (❁´◡`❁) Looks like a bad hair day."

"Yow-za that hair, super tight!"

"The hairstyle is looking tight, very tight!"

"Interesting eye makeup."

"Am I misreading the logo on this photo or did she go topless in GQ magazine?"