Promoted reviews

The Elephant Man
Reviewed by Lexi
''I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!'' A Victorian surgeon rescues a heavily disfigured man who is mistreated while scraping a living as a side-show freak. Behind his monstrous facade, there is reveale... More

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Reviewed by Loyal-T
Let me forewarn all of you who will eventually read this review: I'm not a Modern Warfare fanboy. If anything, I much prefer Treyarch's World at War to Infinity Ward's overrated entry in the Call of Duty canon. But before I jump head-first ... More

Observe and Report
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero." Every review of Observe and Report will most likely mention Paul Blart: Mall Cop at some stage. The connection between these movies is understandab... More

Football Manager 2008
Reviewed by Dionysian Child
Whilst running the risk of becoming wildly unpopular with most of my male counterparts, and more recently some female ones. I feel it necessary to state a warning about this game. If you enjoy spending time in the sunshine, if there is ... More

Once Upon a Time in the West
Reviewed by Lexi
''If you want to, you can lay me over the table and amuse yourself. And even call in your men. Well. No woman ever died from that. When you're finished, all I'll need will be a tub of boiling water, and I'll be exactly what I was before - w... More

Once Upon a Time in the West
Reviewed by VierasTalo
When I went into this, I knew I'd have to write something about it, so as I watched I kind of pictured what I'd do. After 25 minutes I said to myself "The first 25 minutes of this movie are perfect!" Then, after 45, I said "The first 45 min... More

Terminator Salvation
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"This is John Connor. If you are listening to this, you are the resistance." The year is 2018, the sky is ashen, machines rule the world, and the only humans which remain (who've undergone a humour bypass) constitute "The Resistance". That'... More

The Patriot
Reviewed by Lexi
''I have long feared that my sins would return to visit me, and the cost is more than I can bear.'' Peaceful farmer Benjamin Martin is driven to lead the Colonial Militia during the American Revolution when a sadistic British officer mur... More

I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK
Reviewed by Dionysian Child
I'm a Cyborg, But That's Ok is an unconventional love story. It’s set in a Korean mental institute as it follows Young-goon, a young woman who refuses to eat, instead opting to be ‘charged up’ from licking batteries. She converses w... More

Happy-Go-Lucky
Reviewed by Lexi
''It's not easy being an adult'' ''It's not easy being you, is it?'' Set in contemporary London and follows the adventures of Poppy, a primary school teacher. Sally Hawkins: Poppy Happy-Go-Lucky wasn't anything at all what I ... More

Terminator Salvation
Reviewed by Neithan
I'm not kidding, this is one of the biggest movie disappointments i have ever seen. What we have here is a war movie set in the Terminator universe. A popcorn/war movie without any battle scenes in PG-13... If You've seen previous T... More

Psycho
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"A boy's best friend is his mother."Even in 2015, simply the notion of remaking Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho seems every bit as ill-advised, pointless and idiotic as it did back in the 1990s. Why waste time and money to remake perfection? This... More

Paranormal Activity
Reviewed by pamela voorhees
Not since 2004's Saw has two people in a single structure been this scary, nor entertaining. Couple Micah and Katie stumble upon weird sounds in the night and decide to document the strangeness to evaluate for themselves. Could it be just t... More

Braid
Reviewed by Prelude
I'm stunned. How can a game, in this age of multi-million dollar development budget, photo-realistic 3D graphics, motion-sensing world, how can a 2D platformer with simple 'arrows keys and spacebar' controls, developed by one guy, how can ... More

Land of the Lost
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault." That's a bitch slap of truth right there." The 1970's television series Land of the Lost was ripe for hilarious parody. If a screen adaptation was produced that poked fun at the series a... More

Year One
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"What transpires within the confines of the walls of Sodom, stays within the confines of the walls of Sodom." Year One looked to be the comedy of the 2009 summer season. Judd Apatow (the King Midas of modern comedy) produced the film for... More

Saw
Reviewed by Loyal-T
When I first caught wind that now-defunct developers Brash Interactive were working on a Saw videogame I had hoped for the best but expected the worst. As much as I love and enjoy the Saw films, Brash wasn't exactly known for its quality ti... More

Surrogates
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"We are confronted with an unprecedented situation: two people have died while connected to their surrogates." Sometimes there's nothing better than a science fiction thriller supported by an exciting premise that resonates with the pres... More