Zoombies Reviews

So I saw the trailer for this and my oh my does it look like a cheese fest. I do find the concept rather intriguing though. A zombie movie where only animals are infected IS actually a fresh new take. I find it funny that Chris Hardwick supports this movie. Then again he gets paid for it, but who knows he may have actually enjoyed it. I haven't seen anything from the writer or director, but I have heard of their stuff. There aren't any familiar people here to my knowledge. Let's see where this goes. This beginning reminds me of those annoying ads for resorts and similar things. This CGI is odd. It's not the complete worst, but it's also not good. I'm guessing this is like the normal animal equivalent of Jurassic Park with a zombie aspect. Haha a gorilla that is a mixture of CGI and a man in an ape costume. The characters are mostly typical and the acting from most is quite corny. With that line I now know for a fact this is a Jurassic Park parody. Some of the blood didn't make sense there. Did that just happen? That is seriously impossible. Haha I swear most of these people are absolute idiots and you just can't help but laugh. That giraffe scene was ridiculous, but hey it's definitely different. So why exactly does she have trust issues? There is exactly no reason for her to think that way. Was that guy about to say "I'm in so much pain!" haha. Thank God for that. I was getting tired of her. I actually think this little girl is doing somewhat of better job than most of the adults. That koala is probably the creepiest looking of the zombie animals. Gage went from an annoying character to actually being rather likable. Well that person just got Oberyn'd (the term I used to describe someone's head being bashed in after what happened on Game of Thrones). Aww damn that's sad. Haha that little girl. No way! She can't be strong enough to pick up a full gas can that easily! Okay this scene was truly disturbing and eerie. Probably one of the best scenes of the whole movie. "It's nesting in me! It's nesting in me!" Are they for real with this ending? Okay at first I thought I was only going to like Lizzy and Rex, but somehow Gage ended being one of my favorites. It's always great to have someone you thought you would hate go around and show you what's what. Of course it's not all that great of a movie. I do believe though with a few cast changes, some much better CGI, and better writing/directing this could have been great. The concept really was what made this stand out though.

Edit: Ah the poster clearly mentions Jurassic Park so yeah.