Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Reviews

I have never seen this third addition to the TMNT movies of the 90s. In fact for a long time I didn't know it existed. I was then told that this was because it was so awful. I grew up on these guys though so I figured I would go ahead and just watch it since it's on Netflix. I have heard of stuff from Stuart Gillard, but this will be my first venture into one of his films. At least the cast returns as well as Casey Jones from the first one. I had no idea Abby from The 100 played April O'Neil in these. The opening feels so much longer than it actually is. I don't get the point of the coloring tint to the scene. Ah the good ole antics of our Turtles. Of course it's a bit cheesy, but that's the fun of it. Wow the sexual innuendos are real with this one. The effects here are definitely date and it's kind of hilarious. Really is that all he is going to be there for? Oh nice that was a decent idea. Although I'm a bit disappointed by some things. Wouldn't that one guy have the same as the other three as well as those shorts. Otherwise they should technically be naked. Wow the writing is pretty awful. One of them says we lost a brother and then another one asks where he is almost immediately. Like are they serious? Also he hopes that the frog wasn't his ancestor? Completely different species. You would think they would know what a horse is as well. This has moments that are a tad bit racist. What's with Norinaga's bit of hair on the side. It looks really sloppy. Paige Turco sure has some nice legs. Okay that didn't follow the rules of what this movie set. Seriously with the lights dimming around them. This was really corny. It was also chock full of definitely dated references. It was a bit all over the place. This is nowhere near as much fun as the first two were sadly. It had moments though I guess.