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Macho Loser Club

Posted : 11 years, 11 months ago on 22 May 2012 02:54

The First Rule of Loser Club is:
I don't want to hear about it.

The Second Rule of Loser Club is:
Don't tell me about it.

The Third Rule of Loser Club is:
Go. **Away**!!!

And, yeah, I would rather have Swedish furniture, than...hate people with Swedish furniture.

Oh, my god, you have a coffee-table; I'm going to blow up a bank!!

You blow up a bank. This helps you...how.

I just wanted to tell these characters...grow up. Just....grow up. I hate you, so just...grow up. Far away from me.

I mean, if Brad Pitt wanted to beat the crap out of some guys, he could have at least...stolen money from them, right? At least that would have made sense, on some level.

But, you know what would have been even better than that: 'Fight Club' vs. Clint Eastwood. "If I catch you around here again, it's going to get *fucking ugly*."

Note to world: Girls who like this film are going on my ignore list; boys who like it, are probably going to jail.

It's all so pathetic.

(5/10)


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Hit Me

Posted : 12 years, 8 months ago on 23 August 2011 05:28

David Fincher's 1999 adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk's novel, "Fight Club" is visceral, like a punch in the the chest. It is unapologetic, gritty, subversive, and at times blatantly sexual.

And it's funny. It is a story about what happens when a movement that promises freedom becomes more constricting then confirmatory society ever was. Think 'Animal Farm' with abnormal psychology and bloody, bone-crunching fistfights.

The unnamed anti-hero of this film, Narrator (Edward Norton,) is a disturbed office worker who can't sleep at night. His insomnia presents reality as some kind of waking dream. Well, he doesn't look as bad a Christian Bale in "The Machinist," bu he's still pretty rough in appearance, and he can barely work up enough enthusiasm to go to work in the morning.

Because he works repossessing unsafe cars after fatal accidents, he gets to travel a lot, but his life remains at a virtual standstill. All this changes when he meets Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt,) a nihilist rebel who believes humanity should be reduced to it's most primal state.

After Narrator's apartment blows up under suspicious circumstances, he goes to live in Tyler Durden's home, which must of been a beautiful house at one time but is now repellent in it's decay and inefficiency.

Soon, Tyler and his new house-guest start a Fight Club, which temporarily releases men's feelings of inadequacy minus a few teeth, and might seem like a great idea if you're into boxing and WWE.

Add the Borderlinish, suicidal Marla Singer and the men's own twisted psyches, and you've got a recipe for disaster. The first thing that strikes me about this film is the overwhelming loneliness. Narrator is a cynic, so much so that he alienates himself and everyone around him.

"How could Tyler thing it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die?" he muses when Marla swallows a bottle of Xanax and invites Tyler over for a night of lovemaking.

In my 'Favorite Characters" description of Edward Norton's character, I said this- 'like Chuck Palahniuk's character Victor Mancini, the sex addict at the center of the book and film "Choke," 'Narrator' pretends to hold the human race in contempt, but at the same time cries out in pitiful loneliness, "love me, love me, love me!!" I think us cynics can relate.' I think this is pretty accurate.

Although his character is dark-dark, I cannot help but sympathize with his urge to make things right after he finds out the truth about Tyler. This is not a film for everyone. The violence comes in droves, and no character presents themselves as noble. Furthermore, it is not really a realistic presentation of it content, and is more stylish than literal in it's subject matter.

But it makes you think while it entertains you, and I cannot really find any movie to compare it to. It is utterly original. Note- This film is a work of fiction and any decision to partake in an actual Fight Club would be utter stupidity.




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Fight Club review

Posted : 12 years, 11 months ago on 6 June 2011 08:30

This is one of those rare hollywood movies, where you cant actually predict too much as the movie evolves. It keeps you nicely hooked until the end. Ofcourse you can make predictions about how it would end , but for the most: it would be just a guess. ofcourse acting is very good.


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Fight Club review

Posted : 12 years, 11 months ago on 23 May 2011 04:18

Classic movie everyone must watch. Even if that's not you're type of movie, even if you don't think it's awesome, you'll at least like it more than an average movie. Much more. I mean this movie has everything: action, great performances, comedy, fucked up characters, soaps, and well, sex and violence...


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Can be considered a modern classic!

Posted : 13 years, 3 months ago on 18 January 2011 09:16

The First Rule About Fight Club Is That You Dont Talk About Fight Club!

Sorry, Tyler, But I'm Gonna Talk About It! You Are Not Real! LOL!

Anyways, I Just Finished Watching This Movie Like 1 Hour Ago And It Was Mind-Boggling! Probably The Greatest Mnd-Fuck Movie I've Ever Seen In My Life!

I Have Always Been A Fan Of Brad Pitt And Had Seen Many Of His 2000's Movies But None Of His 90's! So When I Heard Of Se7en, I Decided To Watch It And It Was Amazing! Then I Thought That Maybe I Would Give His 90's Movies A Try, So I Did (Interview With The Vampire, Cool World, 12 Monkeys)! Then I Heard Of Fight Club And The Name Kinda Stuck! It Has This Amazing Tough Calling To It And I Downloaded It Straight Away! I Kid You Not, I Was Sitting So Edge Of My Seat, That Should There Have Been A Strong Gust Of Wind, I Would Have Fallen Down! It Also Has Edward Norton, Helena Bonham Carter And Meat Loaf! This Is The 4th Edward Norton Film I've Seen And The 3rd Helena Bonham Carter!

Anyways, Onto The Film! You Know, When You Get The Feeling That When You Are Either Downloading Or Buying The Movie, It May Not Be Worth It, Nomadder How Success And Popular The Movie Is?

YES! I Was Having That Feeling When I Was Downloading This Movie (Even Though Its FREE For Me, But Still)! When It Fully Downloaded, I Pressed PLAY And Sat Back And All My Doubts And Worries Were Cleared Within The First 10 Minutes Of The Movie!

Its Violent, Its Disgusting, Its Sexy And It Has A-Lot Of Blood, But Hey! Thats Hollywood... Or At Least The Action Part Of It, Anyways! I Have Never, Ever Gone 'WHAT THE FUCK?' In My Life While Watching A Film Apart From This One!

When Tyler Reveals That He Is Not Real And The Narrator Himself Is Tyler, I Was Like 'WHAT??'', Let Me See This Film All Over Again! OH MAN!

This Is A Higly Recommended Film For Movie-Goers Out There And Believe Me, This Will Not Be A Waste Of Time, Whether You Are The Sort Of Person Who Likes Dancing In A Field Of Dandelions Or To Whom Films Like SAW, Hostel Dont Give Any Chills!!! A Must-Watch!


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Fight Club review

Posted : 13 years, 4 months ago on 19 December 2010 09:53

I am, unfortunately, not one of the faithful Chuck Palahniuk readers who had read the book BEFORE they saw the movie. I, however, couldn't wait to read the book after seeing this film. I've read the book 5 times since and seen the movie more times than I can remember.

Simply put, this movie changed my life. Not just on a personal level (on which I will not comment here except to say I'm now a major Palahniuk fan) but also as a movie-watcher. I view movies differently after seeing this movie, because it broke down doors.

This movie is literally the first time I ever came upon something that, at first sight seemed incredibly stylish, sophisticated and entertaining. The plot lured you in before turning you upside down, the acting was nothing short of perfect (has there ever been a more memorable character than Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden?), the music, the screenplay (based on what is now my all-time favorite book), the lighting, the pacing, the everything! Virtually everything about this movie took my by surprise, save for one man.

David Fincher, director, was probably the only reason I went to see this movie in the first place. His work on 'Seven' and 'The Game' had me excited to see what he would do next, but I came to this movie expecting a stylish flick that offered a good plot and hopefully some good acting but what I got was so much, much more.

Honestly, how many times have you seen a movie that, with every viewing, gets even more complicated yet so simple that you can't help but laugh. Every time I watch this movie I notice something new about it, such is the depth of what is on the screen. Then there's the tiny issue of the story of Fight Club, penned by Chuck Palahniuk (who has one of the most fertile imaginations around. Don't believe me? Read 'Survivor' and weep!) the story is nothing short of incredible, a pure shock-value social commentary on the state of the world at the end of the century. You'll cry, you'll laugh, you'll do all the clichรฉs but most importantly you'll identify with every single thing on the screen.

This movie rates as one of my all-time favorite movies and, simply put, if you haven't seen it yet then quit wasting your time OnLine and get to the nearest videostore!


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Fight Club review

Posted : 13 years, 4 months ago on 18 December 2010 09:12

Fight Club- One of the most talked-about movies of all time. Even though all of you who have seen it know the first rule about fight club is not talk about fight club. :p One time I started talking about it and my friend actually yelled at me, "The first rule about fight club is not to talk about fight club!"

That's how intense this film is. Watch it. It's artistically crafted into the perfect story- something we all can relate to. We all need to take out our anger sometimes...and in the end we find out we are all a little crazy.


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Fight Club review

Posted : 13 years, 5 months ago on 15 November 2010 04:59

Stylish movie specially brad pitt.
the movie which is intersting then wasting your time 2 think about to wwatch it or not..


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Fight Club review

Posted : 13 years, 6 months ago on 27 October 2010 12:54

awesome movie , one of my favorite movies ,


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One of the best ever

Posted : 13 years, 8 months ago on 7 September 2010 06:52

In my opinion, this movie has everything. There is some great acting, some great directing and a great story. It entertains you but also makes you think at the same time, at least, in my case. In my opinion, it is hands down David Fincher's best movie and I think it is a great achievement. Yesterday, I watched it again after so many years and I enjoyed it even more. Indeed, back then, when it was released, it was actually a flop, above all thanks to the terrible marketing campaign which focused on the fighting. Of course, this movie is not about fighting, it is filled with many more ideas and I especially enjoyed how they focused on insanity. 10 years later, it remains David Fincher's most ambitious project, it is sometimes thrilling, funny but very very dark. All those elements are mixed together in an incredible visual style, something we have been used to get again and again from this director. Not everybody, like Roger Ebert for example, did like this movie actually. Some people thought it was too violent, some others thought it had a dubious message. I think that, in order to enjoy this movie, you have to understand that the main character is insane, so all the people following his orders are not really wise and his relationship with Helena Bonham-Carter is bound to be messed up as well. My point is that it is a messed up and chaotic movie but brilliantly directed and I really loved it. To conclude, in my opinion, it is one of the best movies ever made and it is a must see for any decent movie lover.


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