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Wetlands review
Posted : 8 years, 2 months ago on 28 February 2016 09:31
We actually showed this at my theater awhile back I think before I actually worked there. From what I've heard about it I was curious. I wanted to see how really gross it is for myself. Thank God for Netflix and its tendency to add whatever they feel like. I don't know any of the writers or director of this or their work. I don't even think I know any of the actors from anything. Wait a minute the opening quote said this shouldn't have been made lol! That first shot hahaha omg this is already proving to be an oddball. Well this gets straight the the point then. Yeah I don't think much of you is very "ladylike" already. That is a disgusting bathroom I wouldn't dare be barefoot at least. Oh what is she thinking?! Well that was a creative, disturbing, and disgusting opening credits. Damn this girl is pretty blunt. That was just cruel and unnecessary. Just wrong! This girl has some serious issues. I'm glad I didn't end up with someone like her. I feel bad for this dude. The dialogue really takes the cake. It doesn't help that she is actually pretty attractive. Ahem well that was interesting bath time. Okay that religion montage was kind of funny especially the Star Wars bit. Eww Corinna no! Yeah put the hot pan on the plastic that makes sense. Well at least that part of her life is normal. Well this isn't exactly the kind of attention I want focused in butt shots lol. Yeah that really must hurt a lot. Probably not the smartest decision to make. That was an interesting way to make a scene. Also that can't be comfortable or pleasant. Oh my God dude eww! I wouldn't have reacted quite as calm. Also if I was in this particularly situation I wouldn't want a room full of interns watching! Wow um I hope no Ethiopians see this because they probably wouldn't like that one of their men goes full frontal. Also I was really not expecting that! She certainly isn't a subtle one. I swear some female friends get away with stuff guys could never do. A little Final Destination humor lol. Oh lord hahah! Yeah that's not gross at all not! Well that's awkward and weird. Haha oh man that turkey imagery. I swear this movie has no chill. See I don't this guy gets that some things aren't shared with others. Oh that was an interesting reaction. This girl is quite the adventurous one. Her choice in girls kind of sucks in my opinion. I hope you learned from this that sometimes you should answer the call. Apparently she has no caution for safety either. This movie really does try its best to make you sick. Thank God for my strong stomach. I swear the fantasy aspects here are kind of funny sometimes. Are you kidding me with that?? Yeah these friends are way too close. So that was the reason then. I hope it didn't happen because that would suck for the nurse lol. Eww come on this movie will show that, but not the other! Oh no the music thrown in with this makes it all the more disgusting. Also that was probably the most graphic thing this movie has shown. Well I know where this is going. Ahh God! I knew the mom was messed up, but damn that was pretty bad. Well I guess love can happen in many situations. Oh this credits song! The acting is good. It's definitely unique, but it is very uncomfortable to watch even alone. I definitely couldn't watch it again.
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What's wrong seems like right for Helen.
Posted : 8 years, 11 months ago on 17 May 2015 09:18
The reason I watched it was the director. 'Combat Girls' was a very good movie and I expected a similar result from this. But it was a totally different entertainer, so original and I was hooked throughout. It was based on the novel of the same name, a well received book and even it was translated to English later. But had some debate over saying it was an erotic related topic.
Whatever, I don't know the book, because I'm kind of a movie guy, so saw it and liked it. I did not find anything like the book was criticised. You're going to create your own visuals while reading a book, but in a motion picture it gives perfect everything, including background score, which is a plus point. For that, the book must land to a creative mind, the director with vision who can convince others with his exhibition.
We find the little kids around us in our daily life who never listen to their parents or anyone and do exactly the opposite to what they were told. Like an adamant character, even in some adults as well, which might developed during their childhood due to raised in a dysfunctional family or other similar circumstances of life they were brought in. This film revolves in a similar manner, but a bit ahead until you to get sick and say 'ew'.
It was so disgusting and disgusting even more, in one word to say the grossest movie ever, perhaps among the top three or five or ten for sure. Whatever the possible way to make it happen, they used it to bring the outcome. If you ask me, I would say thank god I'm a man and it was the portrayal of a girl. The actress was pretty enough for anyone not to feel (that) bad for what you're going to witness, I call it an advantage for such a theme. Suppose it was an actor, I would have definitely turned it off in midway and said the F word.
A tale of an 18-year-old girl Helen, who explains why she's so antithesis by recalling her childhood memories. By the second half of her teen life, overtaken by sex fantasies, but that was not the whole movie. These all were to develop the character which took almost full movie leaving current scenario which takes place in the hospital tight and squeezed. Her relationship as individual with her family members a vital phase in the storytelling, which tells she never understood none of the three. Her father, a careless with sexual active man. Her mother brainwashes with over lessons and with her little brother, they never really had proper bro-sis thingy. By the last quarter of the film you will completely know the Helen and time to change your mind, possibly. But still disturbs us her adaptation of the theory of everything.
There are many movies where children are affected like Helen, but this film was absolutely a unique in the illustration of the sensitive topic. It's a debatable if parents take the film seriously, because it talk about parenting failure as well unhygienic thingy. Bit of fun, emetic, sexy, overall an exceptional movie for adults. Disgusting is a disgusting, if there is no problem accepting a change and variety in a movie that you usually watch and appreciate the effort, then this film could be a better entertainer. It should dub in English rather remake it if there is a consideration. I usually like German movies, because I'm picky, I choose wisely after a basic research. I knew it would be a commercial feature and I was prepared to enjoy it like that way.
7/10
Whatever, I don't know the book, because I'm kind of a movie guy, so saw it and liked it. I did not find anything like the book was criticised. You're going to create your own visuals while reading a book, but in a motion picture it gives perfect everything, including background score, which is a plus point. For that, the book must land to a creative mind, the director with vision who can convince others with his exhibition.
We find the little kids around us in our daily life who never listen to their parents or anyone and do exactly the opposite to what they were told. Like an adamant character, even in some adults as well, which might developed during their childhood due to raised in a dysfunctional family or other similar circumstances of life they were brought in. This film revolves in a similar manner, but a bit ahead until you to get sick and say 'ew'.
It's better to have a scratched knee now,
than to have a broken heart later on. 
It was so disgusting and disgusting even more, in one word to say the grossest movie ever, perhaps among the top three or five or ten for sure. Whatever the possible way to make it happen, they used it to bring the outcome. If you ask me, I would say thank god I'm a man and it was the portrayal of a girl. The actress was pretty enough for anyone not to feel (that) bad for what you're going to witness, I call it an advantage for such a theme. Suppose it was an actor, I would have definitely turned it off in midway and said the F word.
A tale of an 18-year-old girl Helen, who explains why she's so antithesis by recalling her childhood memories. By the second half of her teen life, overtaken by sex fantasies, but that was not the whole movie. These all were to develop the character which took almost full movie leaving current scenario which takes place in the hospital tight and squeezed. Her relationship as individual with her family members a vital phase in the storytelling, which tells she never understood none of the three. Her father, a careless with sexual active man. Her mother brainwashes with over lessons and with her little brother, they never really had proper bro-sis thingy. By the last quarter of the film you will completely know the Helen and time to change your mind, possibly. But still disturbs us her adaptation of the theory of everything.
There are many movies where children are affected like Helen, but this film was absolutely a unique in the illustration of the sensitive topic. It's a debatable if parents take the film seriously, because it talk about parenting failure as well unhygienic thingy. Bit of fun, emetic, sexy, overall an exceptional movie for adults. Disgusting is a disgusting, if there is no problem accepting a change and variety in a movie that you usually watch and appreciate the effort, then this film could be a better entertainer. It should dub in English rather remake it if there is a consideration. I usually like German movies, because I'm picky, I choose wisely after a basic research. I knew it would be a commercial feature and I was prepared to enjoy it like that way.
7/10
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