Exeter (2015) Reviews

I have actually had this on my to watch list, but wasn't too sure about it considering exorcism movies usually don't really grasp my attention. Also it's produced by the guys who brought Paranormal Activity and Insidious which isn't very promising. The one thing I do like here is the interesting take on this sub genre of horror. I mean usually it's a closed off thing with family or priests or what have you. This one takes it to a party. I really enjoy Marcus Nispel when he does horror like the 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Friday The 13th remake. His normal action movies tend to go the other way with Pathfinder being lame and Conan being just okay. Kirsten McCallion was the writer of the other Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D remake. That one was just okay sadly, but still things I approved of. Ooh well boobies. Ah darn they are druggie boobs lol. Holy shit dude! It definitely has the look and feel of the same universe as Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Friday the 13th. The people who decided that was a good idea must be crazy. The characters are actually all fairly interesting and likable. That guy is the biggest asshole for like no reason. So I think I understand how the whole situation happens and if so it makes perfect sense. Damn! Wait is that even possible? Well it is a movie. Whoa! Whenever someone tries to be smart you know something is going to happen. Oh shit yep! That wasn't what I expected it to be though. What the hell that sounded straight up serial killer?! I loved their reactions too. I can't help but be amused every time Drew's back is to the camera lol. You were saying? LMFAO oh that is perfect! I was sure exorcisms don't work unless you are a real believer. Unless they are changing the lore a bit. That's an interesting turn of events. Lol that dude is way too doped up right now. Haha okay that was gold. Really you pronounce Devon as Dayvon? Dude where the hell did you learn pronunciation? That reminded me a little of the Dawn of the Dead remake. Well wasn't expecting it to happen like that, but I figured it would. A foosball pole with the little figures on it as a weapon? Okay then. I swear this movie has some nice sly little jokes. How come nothing is mentioned about the other guy? Ouch that has gotta hurt. Damn Gage people like smashing her character's face in with stuff like shovels (Cabin Fever) and now a fire extinguisher in similar fashion to the movie Irreversible. That would have freaked me out too. Damn dude you just the Tucker & Dale vs Evil treatment! Lol that pose though. Well yeah that is not a good sign. Holy shit this goes wheels off with the death scenes! Have to say that was actually insane. Also it was somewhat unique. Ah well I think I know what's going on. Aww damn! Now the beginning makes even more sense than I originally thought. Also yeah I saw that twist coming, but they almost had me second guess myself. Damn dude that was brutal! That was an amusing ending. Oh there is a scene after the credits so make sure to wait for it. Man this is so underrated. It has more than I expected from it. The death scenes were great, there was a nice amount of humor, the cast actually did a good job, the characters weren't lame, hot girls, and the premise is a new aspect which is always welcome. Yeah sure it can be a little predictable at times, but many movies these days usually are. I say give it a shot. Then again I'm a gore hound who gets a kick out of these crazy movies.