Clueless Reviews
Clueless review


Club Woodhouse

I didnāt enjoy this, although I expected to. I didnāt like āEmmaā, it was one of my less-liked Jane books, but I anticipated a modernization making it seem lessā¦. Something. But, it certainly seemedā¦. Something. I guess if youāre Knightley/Paul Rudd you donāt really like Club Woodhouse, you know. I wonder if Iām as unbearable as his character is. I guess the actress is pretty, although I donāt know her, really.Ā
I donāt know what it is. (shrugs)Ā
ā¦. I guess I just didnāt anticipate that being an idiot once-born version of a priestess is intrinsic to Emmaās (Cherās) character, even with the Anglo-centrism moderated, you know.Ā
ā¦. āHis whole idea of acting like a family is to criticize me.āĀ
Heās met my fatherā¦.Ā
So yeah, the segment I just watched wasnāt in actuality better, really, than the rest of itāalthough it is certainly easier to like a clueless girl when sheās all, āWhat important lesson is our Mother trying to teach me? I feel like this movie is almost over!āābut I liked it rather better. I guess I was more attuned to it.Ā
ā¦. And, while itās incidental to the āmain plotā or whatever, the freeway scene is good because, although it reinforces gender stereotypes, it shows the Black couple, (incidentally if necessarily with Emma/Cher present), go through a traumatic experience togetherāand come out of it together, too. (And, alive, of course.)Ā
ā¦. Itās cute. I was wrong; itās cute.Ā
And man, I want to have a house like that. I donāt want to be a lawyerāIām sure somebody has to do it, and Iām not saying theyāre bad or telling a ālawyer jokeā; but I Cannot imagine arguing with people for a livingābut there are things I want to do, and having a house like that, stairs like that, that would be alrightā¦.Ā
To have the excellence of oneās relationship be mirrored by the excellence of oneās stairs: that would be alright. (winky emoji)Ā

Clueless review


At times funny and interesting


An average movie


Clueless review

I've observed that in high-school movies the one thing that matters the most is chemistry between the cast, then dedication to their respective characters and then everything else follows. Clueless successfully achieved the first two points and because of that, solidified itself as one of the greatest high-school movies and became the highest point of the cast, at least for some. Seriously, the chemistry is impeccable and everyone breathes, eats and talks accordingly. I could go on you know!
Alicia Silverstone has done an impressive, perfect job, so perfect that it's almost a shame because people somehow always remember her from Batman & Robin and therefore are put off by her. Alicia's break-through performance deserves to be seen. I do wish to call her the new Molly Ringwald but I'm afraid that tiara is on Lindsay Lohan's head, for the 21st Century.
Anyway, a fun movie, not may be a classic in your eyes but in its genre it surely is. And how can it not be? After all, this is the woman who gave us Fast Times at Ridgemont High!
8.3/10

Uhh, as if!

Of course I used to watch these lame sorts of flicks. I liked Drive Me Crazy and Canāt Hardly Wait, not to mention Never Been Kissed and Ten Things I Hate About You. And yes, it was a natural phase. If only Brittany Murphy wasnāt in Clueless, I wouldnāt die to not watch this flick! Uh, as if. Hahaha.
On āwhateverā:
Iāll make this crappy review even crappier since I am not a die hard fan of Alicia. However, her walk-in closet is ultimately to die for! Cher is very all that in this flick and sheās too perfect to be described. Her cherry lips are crooked in a nice, sexy way and everything else about her is pretty. Sheās a doll. Pretty and dull. I hardly recognized Tai as Brittany Murphy. I liked the gal in Girl, Interrupted and in Sin City and in Riding in Cars with Boys (except in 8 Mile) and she is so hella-ugly in this flick! But I was more engrossed with her team up here with the skateboarder Travis (Meyer) rather than Cher and couch commando Josh's very typical romance.
Postscript:
Iām giving this four hymenally challenged stars since Alicia Silverstone is a virgin who canāt drive. Uh, whatever, as if! Hahaha, oh fecking hell. Clueless' lingo is sick and contagious. Ugh! What the heck.

Above average chick flick!

Amy Heckerling single-handedly created the "chick flick" genre with Clueless: this hilarious, creative, original and delightful teen comedy that launched the career of actress Alicia Silverstone (who unfortunately never capitalised on her success and is now treacherously skirting on "Former Celebrities: Where Are They Now?" territory).
Heckerling's Clueless is a modern appropriation of Jane Austen's Emma, faithfully paralleling the story in terms of plot and characterisation. Both Austen's original novel and Heckerling's 1995 film are satires of their respective societies, using the most suitable medium as a vehicle to convey their social parodies. Although Emma is now considered a canonical text, at the time of the initial publication audiences would have perceived the novel the same way as audiences saw Clueless. The target audiences for both texts contrast enormously: Emma being aimed at the upper class and the aristocrats of the patriarchal society at the time, whereas Clueless appealed to the female teen audience. The audiences that have been enlightened by both texts acquire an insight into the morals and ethics created by the characters in their different societies that possess a certain degree of poignancy and realism.
The plot of Clueless closely follows the formula established with Austen's Emma. Director Heckerling, who wrote the screenplay, employs the Bildungsroman approach to storytelling. 16-year-old teenager Cher Horowitz (Silverstone) is your typical high school student living in Beverly Hills. She's extremely popular at school, and lives off her father's affluence. Her best friend is a teenager named Dionne (Dash). According to Cher, her and Dionne "were both named after great singers of the past that now do infomercials". Due to Cher's charm and social status she has a distinct penchant for meddling in the affairs of others and manipulating people to her advantage, which she justifies by thinking she's doing them a favour. After hooking up two lonely teachers to boost her grades, Cher then undertakes her next "project": to take the new "clueless" arrival at her school, Tai (Murphy), under her wing to give her a makeover and transform her into someone desirable.
The indubitable highlights of Clueless are the various one-liners and clever satire that permeate the dialogue and the voice-overs. Heckerling frequently employs hyperboles to provide a viewpoint of its female characters: their obsession with make-up, fashion, phones and the most expensive material goods possible. These character depictions are frequently hilarious. This film is extremely charming, bright and is of a pleasant nature. It moves at a fast pace and it's virtually impossible to feel bored. You will want more when the film is over.
Alicia Silverstone is ideal in the title role. Complete with pseudo-philosophical voice-overs and a chaotic lexicon of teenage vernacular, Silverstone possesses the correct amount of dizzy charisma to carry out her duties as the title female character. A spoiled brat Silverstone's character may be, but an endearing one all the same. The conclusion, obvious as it is, is gratifying. However, this film lives and dies by its supporting cast. Said supporting cast is nothing short of impeccable. Actors like Breckin Meyer, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy, Paul Rudd, and Wallace Shawn (among countless others) are of a high standard. The film may seem predictable and dumb on paper, but these actors carry Heckerling's screenplay stylishly. Due to the great cast all round, the film pays off in spades. It's a shame that Silverstone's career became so lacklustre after this film launched her to fame. (I think her prime problem was agreeing to star in Batman & Robin...)
Overall, Clueless is a film I never expected to like...but did. If you can get past the predictability and the clichƩs, you'll see a very decent film on offer. Pervaded with an endless supply of creative laughs and a sense of poignancy, even guys will find themselves having loads of fun. Essentially, the film is Beverly Hills 90210 meets Jane Austen's Emma: a union of modernised 19th century social expectations with contemporary teenage characters.
7.8/10
