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Clueless review
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Uhh, as if!

On teenage flicks:
Of course I used to watch these lame sorts of flicks. I liked Drive Me Crazy and Can’t Hardly Wait, not to mention Never Been Kissed and Ten Things I Hate About You. And yes, it was a natural phase. If only Brittany Murphy wasn’t in Clueless, I wouldn’t die to not watch this flick! Uh, as if. Hahaha.

On “whatever”:
I’ll make this crappy review even crappier since I am not a die hard fan of Alicia. However, her walk-in closet is ultimately to die for! Cher is very all that in this flick and she’s too perfect to be described. Her cherry lips are crooked in a nice, sexy way and everything else about her is pretty. She’s a doll. Pretty and dull. I hardly recognized Tai as Brittany Murphy. I liked the gal in Girl, Interrupted and in Sin City and in Riding in Cars with Boys (except in 8 Mile) and she is so hella-ugly in this flick! But I was more engrossed with her team up here with the skateboarder Travis (Meyer) rather than Cher and couch commando Josh's very typical romance.

I’m giving this four hymenally challenged stars since Alicia Silverstone is a virgin who can’t drive. Uh, whatever, as if! Hahaha, oh fecking hell. Clueless' lingo is sick and contagious. Ugh! What the heck.

Added by schizozombie
10 years ago on 4 October 2008 04:54