ClownTown (2017) Reviews

I just randomly decided to go ahead and check this one out. I mean it sounds kind of interesting. A gang of serial killer clowns. This is the only film directed by Tom Nagel so far. As for Jeff Miller he wrote the Wrath of Paul Bunyon horror film. It was pretty bad, but at least it had been creative. It kind of reminds me of Funhouse Massacre, but not everyone was a clown in that. Omg did they really show a mailbox with the named Strode on it! That little boy is definitely a creep. Of course they throw in a bit of boobage lol. Okay that can't be a good sign. That was kind of a weak kill. Also that opening was just way too close to being an exact copy of Halloween. I mean come on they even added that the family was Strodes. He let him touch the ring and he didn't wash his hands! I find it funny that the kills so far have only shown the hand and the weapon of the killer. The second kill was a little better than the first though. Well that was an interesting introduction. The kill was weak, but nonetheless it was intriguing. It kind of reminds me of Wrong Turn meets The Devil's Rejects or House of 1000 Corpses. This dude really just said food is worse than being killed lol. They constantly talk about these clowns like they are a supernatural force. It's amusing, but also very cheesy. Okay that looks pretty painful. Also kick the freaking door down! Quit wasting time already and get to it! Wait a minute I was not expecting that. The decisions the people make here are just obscene given the situation. There is just no way a lot of that would happen if this happened in the real world. Dude you are right there why don't you do it? Oh that's why then. That was actually kind of a badass move. The best kill is something you don't even see nice. This was not very good. It's got so many cliches and copies from other films that it just feels like a mash up. It had some moments though. The acting was kind of dull. The characters were so bland. I think the clowns were the only ones of interest. Also the production looked nice mostly except a few scenes where it looked like some awful low budget stuff. Give this one a skip.