Worst Movies I've Ever Seen (Part 5)
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Kiara the Brave (2011)
This blatant rip off of Pixar's Brave has atrocious animation, horrible dialogue, and just straight up doesn't make sense.
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This sequel to the 2005 hit has worse looking animation, lazy unfunny pop culture references, bland characters, and looks more like a direct to dvd film than a theatrical release.
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Home on the Range (2004)
This Lazy train wreck bombed at the box office and cemented Disney's decision to shut down their hand drawn department. Sure, it made a brief comeback with The Princess and The Frog, but this film will forever be remembered as the final nail in the coffin for traditional animation.
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Rock-A-Doodle (1991)
Rock-A-Doodle is a weird, and nonsensical film that is ripe with continuity errors and marked the beginning of Don Bluth's downward spiral in the 90's.
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Thumbelina (1994)
While Thumbelina is a slight step up from Rock A Doodle, it's still a bland and underdeveloped fairy tale that borrows from countless other Disney films. On Top Of That, the movie has bland songs, one of which scored this movie a razzie nomination.
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A Troll in Central Park (1994)
I think the Nostalgia Critic summarized this movie best when he said it was more like a parody of a kids movie, than an actual kids movie.
The characters are annoying, 90% of the movie is pointless filler, and it Panders to audiences in a way that even young children would find offensive.
The characters are annoying, 90% of the movie is pointless filler, and it Panders to audiences in a way that even young children would find offensive.
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Why does this movie exist? Did someone actually think it was a good idea to turn a dated PC game into a feature length movie?
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This in another one of those movies that Panders to kids and is mind numbing in its stupidity. Fortunately, this movie bombed at the box office and set a record for the worst opening weekend previously held by Delgo (We'll get to that one later).
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You can tell what you're getting into with this film just by looking at the title. This is a painfully unfunny experience that will dissapoint fans of the show and non fans alike.
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The Final Destination (2009)
This is by far the worst film in the series. The story is over done and routine, the acting is horrendous, the characters are just there to die, and the deaths play out like an episode of Looney Tunes. The only good thing about this movie is that it's mercifully short at only 80 Minutes long.
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Without a doubt the stupidest, most annoying, and Worst film in the series. It has all the same story as the first three movies. Only this time, it's stretched to 3 Hours.
I don't need to say anything about this movie that's already been said. And seeing as how this movie has made over $1 Billion, it seems like the end is no where in sight.
I don't need to say anything about this movie that's already been said. And seeing as how this movie has made over $1 Billion, it seems like the end is no where in sight.
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Wizards is an animated that has people getting shot down, a smoking, cynical wizard for a protagonist, a love interest with a revealing outfit, and Nazi Symbolism, Sounds perfect for a kids movie right? I'm not even kidding, Ralph Bakshi actually intended this movie for children.
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Delgo (2008)
This movie was made by an independent studio, and was a passion project of the director, and had a huge cast, however, the movie completely BOMBED at the box office ($500,000 on it's opening weekend on a budget of $40 Million), and it's not hard to see why.
Even if you can forgive the garish looking animation, and the creepy designs, Delgo is still a bland and unoriginal film with a tacked on message.
Even if you can forgive the garish looking animation, and the creepy designs, Delgo is still a bland and unoriginal film with a tacked on message.
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Gone Fishin' (1997)
Would you believe me if i told you Star Trek and Star Wars Episode VII director, JJ. Abrams co-wrote this unfunny, uninspired piece of crap ? Well he did, and it's almost unwatchable.
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The success of Harry Potter led to an influx of movies based on Young Adult novels, and 9 times out of 10, they were critical and commercial failures. Much like The Seeker, a lame and uninspired reluctant hero story.
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A movie that flopped at the box office, killed it's main star's career, and became a so bad it's good cult classic. It's one of the best unintentional comedies out there.
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Shark Bait (2006)
This movie is such a rip-off of Finding Nemo, that they used a line from that movie as the title. I think that's the perfect way to describe this movie, an unoriginal, poorly animated rip off of other (and way better) movies. Do yourself a favor, and avoid this piece of carp like the plague.
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The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
I know it seems like I'm picking on Don Bluth at this point, but I'm not. It's Just so disappointing to see a talented animator churn out such an uninspired piece of schlock.
This is one of those movies that has me asking why anyone thought of making a Christmas song a feature length movie?
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Princess of Mars (2009)
It's cheaply made, it's laughably acted, it make no sense, it's The Asylum at it's absolute best, or worst in this case.
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Sorry I took so long to continue, but now here's 20 more horrible movies I had to sit through.