The Best of Amy Ryan

Off. Beatrice 'Beadie' Russell
"All the guys at the bar, Jimmy, all the girls, they don’t show up at your wake. Not because they don’t like you, but because they never knew your last name. A month later, someone tells them, “Oh, Jimmy died.” “Jimmy who?” “Jimmy the cop.” “Oh,” they say, “him.” And all the people on the job, all the people you spent all those hours in the radio car with, the guys with their feet up on their desk, telling stories, who shorted you on the food runs, who signed your overtime slips. In the end, they’re not gonna be there either."

Holly Flax
"I cannot keep myself from Michael. Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He's a jungle cat. The man exudes sex. He can put both his legs behind his head."

Helene McCready
"I know I fucked up. I just want my daughter back. I swear to God, I won't use no drugs no more. I won't even go out; I'll be fucking straight. Cross my heart."

Grace
"Jeeves, rip him apart!"

Mari Gilbert

Jan Bellows
"I’m a sucker for lonely guys with notable age differences I meet on elevators."

Sylvia
"You know, just because I didn't like that ridiculous comedy you did with Goldie Hawn did not mean I did not love you. That's what you always do. You confuse love for admiration."

Jackie Flaherty
"I wanna go to Ohio and beat the crap out of his mom."

Jackie Flaherty
"Tom is saying there's a cost to these things. A cost to both your family and your firm."

Martha Hanson
"I don't want her to develop bad eating habits. She looks puffy."

Hannah

Bonni Tischler

Gale
"I know I speak for the entire administration when I say how excited we are about this Friday's dance. We can't stop twerking about it."

Marie Dewey

Wendy