...and you send your pictures for my wall Mary !

It could have been the fall of '81, late noon, I was at my gf's house, she was watching Dallas on TV, I was reading an August edition of Sport Illustrated, gift from my friend Wisconsin Tom...When my gf said, with slightly altered voice :
Who's that bitch ?
I stopped reading and turned my attention to the TV where a gorgeous gal in a skimpy blue bikini had just come out the pool...



I had this Mary's pic in B/W for many years on the wall next to my bed, needless to say my gf hated it, both pic and actress depicted, after all we know that guys love bad girls, and Kristen was really mean in Dallas.

I remember her playing the rich "damsel in distress" in a CHiPs' episode, so the bad girl isn't so bad...



However Mary beacame popular also in Italy, so she had some mag covers...being Bing Crosby's daughter helps...

What I really like about her are hair and the way she poutes her lips...



Yes, I can see she's slightly cross-eyed...but isn't it called Venus' strabismus ?

In the summer of '84 I was in the Army ready for a Lebanon mission, I was serving in a small town in the Dolomiti, next Cortina more or less, all the town counted 45k souls, 3 cinemas...my neightborhood in Bologna 93k with 15 halls...anyway The Ice Pirates was on the circuit...and Mary on top bill !!



The movie was pretty bad...not so bad, but I'm a SyFy geek...and this flick sounds like a 50's Western...What do you say ? Carpenter did too...of course...but maste JC never directed such a "thing" like Mac and Me...Stu Raffill was a good director...he had some smash hits like Passenger 57...or Tammy and the T-Rex...

She was a Trekker too...unfortunately DS9 isn't really one of my fav SyFy show...



Gosh...her hair...better than Farrah...

She was the real heroine in Tapeheads...forget the good (rich) painter Melinda...ok...the real hero was Ted Nugent...in 2021 too...



Probably she was the last time she was cast for a "Kristen's type" role.

Uhm...Body Chemistry sounds dirty and yummy...



I've never be able to find a copy...not even in VHS...sigh...

I started watching Dream On on summer of '99, every night 2 episodes at 2AM...yep not much to do in summer daytime...Why ? Because in the first episode I saw a nice striptease of
www.listal.com/maxine-wasa
catch my attention...



And I supposed, wrongly, to see some Mary body chemistry...Have you ever seen Dream On ?

3 sex symbols in 6 foot...



That's from Hotel ? Or Dallas late seasons ? No idea...

a promo for Dick Turpin...



and a promo for Loreal...

Automatic smile...



...for a better life

A real woman in a bunch of kids...



Look at me...

I said LOOK AT ME !!!



Do I look pretty ?

Is cat-calling offensive ?



Tomcatting...

Villain...



or The (pretty) good one ?

OK...I got the blonde and the brunette...I can sail to Gilligan's



Cuteness