Funniest Quotes

"In some ways, I’m the George W. Bush of hip hop – nobody likes me, but I’m still gonna run it for the next four years."

~50 Cent

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

~Steve Martin

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

~Bill Cosby

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

~Albert Einstein