Female Masterpieces: September Carrino

Being named after the month I was born in deserves a spot in this series alone, we're both kindred spirits. I think she should be credited with the invention of the titty drop manoeuvre too. In one instance when watching one of her videos, I thought her avalanche of flesh was going to smash right through my computer screen and knock me out cold. But you can always count on reality to butt in and be there for my "protection." I'm also intrigued by the fact that she was a very late bloomer, so anybody who are quick to write off the authenticity of Christina Hendricks' ample chest merely on the basis that she was flat in her younger days should look at September as a case in point.