Favorite TV shows

"Jenny, I don't think we should do roleplay any more."

"I am not a bloody little Frog! I am a bloody little Belgian! "

Whole series

"She is tolerable, I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me."

"If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."

"Honestly, it's - it's not as bad as it looks. "

"Did you know in the original Greek, 'tragedy' literally means 'goat song'? I know, doesn't make any sense to me either, but whatever that first story was, I can't help but think, bad things must have happened to that goat…"

"A divorce lawyer - the gift that keeps on giving."

"This... doesn't smell right, you know. It just... doesn't... smell right.."

"Siis jos mies ei tunnista omaa impotenssiaan vaan kutsuu sitä ystävyydeksi ni ei taida olla ihan sun juttus!"

"One more thing..."

Whole series

“You can only really get under anybody’s skin if you are married to them.”

Whole series with Joan Hickson

"I once consulted a knowledgeable pal. And his theory was that the sight of me hanging around like a loony ship awoke the maternal instinct in woman. There may be something in this."

"I can remember when I was about, oh, six months old. And I remember looking up into my little mirror with the red and yellow beads on it, and I remember saying to myself, 'Face it. Alistair Deacon, you have a lot to be confident about.'"

"I'm wrong all the time. It's how I get to 'right'."

Seasons 1-6

"Tiedäthän"

"I've found my calling, Robert!"

"Mitäs jos nyt menisit ihan omalle pihalle siitä huutelemaan..."

"Same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?"

"Then I was Princess Anne's assistant for a while, but I chucked that in because it was obvious they were never going to make me Princess Anne, no matter how well I did the job. It was a question of who you were, rather than how well you did, you know, and I hate that."

".....AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.....papercut"

"Ooo... Bear with me, see, I am HOPELESS with names, faces and people."

"It's Bouquet! B-U-C-K-E-T!"

"I swear with God as my witness, I will never pick up another man!... in a library... on a Saturday... unless he's cute... and drives a nice car... Amen!"

"Bud, I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna bury you alive!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I don't understand a wretched thing. Now please, Lucy, just sit down! I am a sweet, gentle, reasonable man, but will you *please* give me some answers to questions."

"It's sort of an obsession with me to do the best I can for a client. My clients aren't blameless. Many of them are crooks.Probably a lot of them are guilty. That's not for me to determine. That's for a jury to determine."

"I hope you have enjoyed our program. Seeing a murder on television can help to work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, these commercials will give you some."

"Advice is like Christmas presents. It's better to give than to receive."

"Pfui!"

"Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the Police Academy and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Charlie."

"Oh yeah? What shows did Jack the Ripper watch?"

"Ite tulit... Ite tulit... Painaa painaa koiranpentu... Ite tulit... Nousee nousee kaks vielä... Jos ei nouse, niin voi mennä kotiin.. Paina koiranpentu!!"