Favorite TV characters

Abby Sciuto



"I am the Energizer bunny of forensic science: I never sleep and I never give up."

"Just remember, McGee. I am one of the only people, in the world, who can kill you and leave no forensic evidence."

Ziva David



"I will kill you eighteen different ways with this paper clip."

"If you want someone dead, you knock on their door, they answer you shoot them. Easy."

Spencer Reid



"Look at me. Without a gun I look like a teacher's assistant!"

Penelope Garcia



"Penelope Garcia's House of 'How May I Save Your Ass Today?"

Reid: Are you hacking into the government HMO database? Is that legal?
Garcia: Of course not. We'll go to prison and you'll become someone's *****.
Reid: Really?

Sheldon Cooper



"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. BAZINGA!"

"I'm sorry, I don't understand what social situation this is. Could you give me some guidance in how to proceed."

Lorelai Gilmore



Lorelai: Do you know how much pressure I felt? Do you? All last week, I felt like a giant man and his brother were sitting on my chest!
Rory: A giant man?
Lorelai: And his giant brother.
Rory: Did they have names?
Lorelai: Clem and Clem. Same names. Which did not reflect well on the imagination of their mothers.
Rory: Mother.
Lorelai: Mothers. There were two Clems.
Rory: Yeah, 'cause they were brothers.
Lorelai: Yes, so they had mothers.
Rory: You're drawing me into your drunken world.
Lorelai: It's not a bad place to be, my friend.

Damon Salvatore



"Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch."

"Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk."

Eric Northman



Pam

Haley James Scott



Brooke Davis