Directed by Christopher Guest

"We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other."

Written by Christopher Guest and Eugene Levy
Music by CJ Vanston
Cinematography by Roberto Schaefer
Editing by Robert Leighton

"Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier."

Written by Christopher Guest and Eugene Levy
Music by Christopher Guest, Michael McKean and Harry Shearer
Cinematography by Roberto Schaefer
Editing by Andy Blumenthal

"There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature."

Written by Christopher Guest and Eugene Levy
Music by
Cinematography by Arlene Nelson
Editing by Robert Leighton

"In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale."

Written by Christopher Guest and Eugene Levy
Music by CJ Vanston
Cinematography by Roberto Schaefer
Editing by Robert Leighton

"For the two people that don't know, uh, Danny the Donkey, my mascot alter ego, was the first one to have an anatomically correct costume."

Written by Christopher Guest and Jim Piddock
Music by CJ Vanston
Cinematography by Kris Kachikis
Editing by Andrew Dickler

"I don't know you. I don't know your work. But I think you are a genius. And I am never wrong about that."

Written by Christopher Guest, Michael Varhol and Michael McKean
Music by David Nichtern
Cinematography by Jeffrey Jur
Editing by Martin Nicholson

"I name this here fork "Pittsburgh Nellie"; a Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that *thing* on her neck."

Written by Mark Nutter, Thomas R. Wolfe and Boyd Hale
Music by CJ Vanston
Cinematography by Adam Kimmel and Kenneth MacMillan
Editing by Ronald Roose