The Best of Michelle Pfeiffer

Selina Kyle
"You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates."

Elvira Hancock
"Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?"

Woman
"You give, and you give, and you give. It's just never enough."

Madame de Tourvel
"I'm beginning to think you may have planned the whole exercise."

Sukie Ridgemont
"What scares me isn't how short life is, no, it's the pain, all the pain. I don't understand why there has to be any pain."

Victoria
"Why would I want this? It's just a measly handful of stardust."

Laura Alden
"What are you, the last civilized man?"

Caroline Hubbard
"I've been accused of - husband hunting abroad. And, I can't in all honesty deny it. I like my time alone. I do. I do! But, a lady has certain needs that deserve to be met, if she has any money, and, preferably on a regular basis."

Rita
"Now, Ms. Cossell, in all the time that you've known them, have you ever questioned Sam's ability as a father?"

Janet Van Dyne
"Also, make sure you stay out of the tardigrade fields. They're cute, but they'll eat you."