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Bad movies I must PROTECT people from watching:
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4.7
5.6
No words. The worst of all contemporary cinema.
shiran's rating:
1966
7.7
8
Dogville (2003)
I confess. I didn´t catch the freaking Lars Von Trier´s mind. For me it was ridiculous. I´m not referring to the scenery nor the style. But the whole story. Weird, ugly, cold, annoying, boring.
shiran's rating:
429
5
5.4
Hop (2011)
Even all the obvious child appeal, fluffyness and 10 seconds of laugh doesn't save this trash of being the third worst movie I´ve ever seen. I should suspect when I entered the cinema and there where only 20 people (most of them children under 7).
I´m not asking for a plausible story, with a guy who becomes an Easter Bunny itself. Only to not be completely offended with a story brought from the bottom of a trash basket. I really need to forget this... Just save your time!
shiran's rating:
1035
4.3
4.8
The Animal (2001)
Oh, God... Rob Schneider should shame himself for doing such role.
shiran's rating:
1793
6.7
6.9
Crank (2006)
Free violence, no rules. No story. And some shameful scenes. A nonsense end. TAH-DAAH! You have just watched "CRANK".
shiran's rating:
456
5.6
6.2
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
Take some pot before watch and maybe you enjoy it.
So, don´t watch. Because I don´t recommend you to use drugs.
shiran's rating:
13
4.8
4.5
Oh boy... I would prefer to just had watched to the trailer instead the whole movie. The plot is a madness itself, but the execution is worst than a total mess. I´m not sure, if this was to be a trash comedy or just a trash movie. Ugly, nonsense, crazy, terrible.
shiran's rating:
3589
4.3
3.8
Batman & Robin (1997)
Maybe you don't remember this one. And if you really don't, well, you are lucky! I would like to be in your shoes. You know what makes me really mad? The incredible hability of Joel Schumacher to make THIS crap with THAT casting...
shiran's rating:
591
4.6
5.1
G-Force (2009)
I definetly agree with you, Tati Lopatiuk! I´d rather never watch or remember this one. Argh.
shiran's rating:
1074
4.9
5.7
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Another dump job for Rob Schneider. For God sake, when will you stop ridicularizing yourself, Mr. Schneider?!
For us! PLEASE! Stop!
For us! PLEASE! Stop!
shiran's rating:
541
4.1
4.5
Little Man (2006)
Oh, my Gosh. It´s not only weird and bizarre as it looks. It´s durty and badly idiotic movie. PROTECT your brain, save time and money. Let this crap aside when you face it.
shiran's rating:
1109
5.9
6.3
Hitman (2007)
THE MASTERPIECE OF PREDICTABLENESS. Even my TV was bored...
shiran's rating:
112
4.5
4.2
Don´t watch to this. You may harm your braincells.
shiran's rating:
69
4.6
3.5
Don´t watch to this. You DEFINETLY WILL MESS UP all your braincells.
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There are, unfortunetely, some hateables movies that forces us to act like heroes and save the humanity from watching. I will list them here for a personal remind...
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