Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Reviews

(the actor from whom nothing was ever heard again) What a piece of junk!

(the actor from Indiana Jones) *grumbles*

Seriously, though, this was trash.

Fightin' trash!

*dejected voice* Peter Jackson.

I mean, I can't even.... he even makes Sheldon Cooper look.... well, not *good*, but....

("He's depressed, because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls.")

("I see no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop and affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with adamantium like Wolverine.")

("This is Ironman!")

("Television games!")

"Gym Neighbors". ;)

Although, I did call this a 'fighting' game-- for once, the gamer lingo was surprisingly useful.... It's just that *Morrowind* was a somewhat better, 'fighting game'.

But the sequel to this, *was*, *not*.

(6/10)