The problem with movies like White House Down is how they completely underestimate the necessity of an R rating. When you have an action film rife with gunplay and a cadre of violent encounters, continuously cutting away just before the point of impact or not letting the camera linger on the aftermath seriously strains the action. White House Down is the kind of action vehicle that required an R rating. Hell, there are PG-13 shoot âem ups that have more oomph and ferocity than even the most ridiculous action sequences White House Down has to offer. The gun battles and fistfights are well choreographed, though a bit choppy in places, and thereâs an impressive amount of destruction. A movie like this needs a director that can and will deliver hard, punchy, and tough action bits. Simply put, Emmerich doesn't have the balls to push the PG-13 as hard as he could have, let alone rally for the audience-dividing R.
Itâs ironic, then, that so much of White House Down copy-and-pastes wholesale an innumerable amount of motifs from the original Die Hard. Some of the similarities are subtler than others, like White House Downâs eccentric computer hacker Skip Tyler (Jimmi Simpson) looking and acting an awful lot like Die Hardâs eccentric tech specialist, Theo (Clarence Gilyard, Jr). Non-fans of the Die Hard franchise will miss ones like those, but you just canât miss ones like Channing Tatumâs John McCla⌠John CALE dispatching terrorists all by his lonesome, isolated from the outside, spouting quippy one-liners, and halfway through the film stripping down to a dirty white vest. Emmerich even thought it wise to throw in a scene with our hero climbing up an elevator shaft while eavesdropping on the baddies' plans. Borrowing from a masterpiece like Die Hard isnât uncommon, and in the hands of the right director could have worked well within the context of the movie. Emmerich isnât up to the task, unfortunately, and watching Tatum â charismatic & well-cast as he may be - do his best John McClane impression only serves to remind this viewer how much I'd rather be watching Die Hard at this point.
Speaking of Vanderbiltâs script, itâs just as woefully unoriginal as Emmerichâs overwrought directing. Any person with even a passing knowledge of contemporary action films will be telegraphing each plot twist, flat joke, and sappy melodramatic moment well ahead of time. The script tries with all its might to build suspense, but the oh-so-predictable plot doesnât leave much room for it. White House Down finds comfort in a well-worn archetype and there isnât anything wrong with that, it just does it in the most contrived & rote ways imaginable. White House Down also suffers from conflicting tone. Emmerich canât decide if he wants his movie to satirize modern action conventions or be a catalyst for them. When a film casts Jamie Foxx as the president of the United States and has him reference the importance of his Michael Jordan sneakers, you know exactly what youâre getting yourself into. White House Down tries too hard to be witty and self-aware but does it in all the worst ways. It doesnât take itself seriously, so when weâre handed a sequence that piles on the dramatics, how in the world are we supposed to take any of it seriously?
If the Die Hard franchise taught us anything, itâs that these kinds of movies need a good central villain for our battered hero to do battle with. Jason Clarkeâs rogue CIA agent, Emil Stenz, fits the bill nicely. Or rather, he would have fit the bill nicely if Emmerich had the good sense to give him anything else to work with other than snarling threatening lines and delivering some of the most generically âbad guyâ dialogue you can possibly think of. Clarke must have set a record for the number of times he promises to kill someone. Seriously, this guy is every villain clichĂŠ rolled up into one. Subtlety isnât on this one's menu, obviously, but the way Emmerich handles Stenz is insulting. Clarke is a fine actor and manages to mold Stenz into something resembling a memorable villain in lieu of his asinine dialogue, so it makes it all the more disappointing that heâs used so ineffectively. You could argue that James Woodsâ Martin Walker has the meatier villain role, and with that youâd be right. Age hasnât been kind to him, however, and Walker comes across as an incompetent, overweight, and altogether useless bad guy because of it. Woods is a marvelous actor that simply doesnât belong here.
Is there anything good about White House Down then? Sure. If youâre in the mood for a thoroughly absurd action flick and arenât expecting noteworthy originality or believability, this'll give you about what youâd expect. Emmerichâs action sequences have impressive scope but his execution is frustratingly muddled. Still, theyâre serviceable on the most basic levels. Stuff blows up and only a truly abysmal director could muck up the carnal joys of watching White House Downâs level of destruction unfold. Thereâs a lot of action peppered throughout that wears the filmâs PG-13 rating on its sleeve. If youâre not the sort that cares for the graphic violence usually associated with films of this ilk you should be pleasantly surprised by this oneâs restraint.
For someone like me that grew up on movies like this, that wants an obviously R-rated movie to be an R-rated movie, youâre likely to get more and more frustrated as it wears on. And itâs probably not the PG-13 that hurts this one as much as it is the director behind it. White House Down, for all of its bluster and thunderous action sequences, is so painfully boring. PG-13 action films donât have to be this bland as so many other pictures have proven. Everything about it is hollow, unimaginative, and mind-numbingly dull. Having lots of action means little if itâs stiff, poorly staged action. Movies like this one live and die by their action sequences, and White House Downâs are so diluted youâll be feeling next to nothing as you watch them limp by. And how does a movie with a $160 million budget have CGI this bad? Throwing $160 million at the screen sure as hell does not a good action movie make. It's a chore to sit through and that's a shame because White House Down had serious potential.