Weird beyond belief

I've read some weird and crazy Mason/Illuminati conspiracy books but this one takes the cake. Downard claims he has been pursued by a Mason/Illuminati cabal since a very early age, about 5yrs old. They've tried to kill him countless times, usually ending up with Downard doing the killing, he's killed well over a dozen men by the age of 10. An absurd tale involving Alexander Graham Bell, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, self circumcision, and killing KKK/Mason members with dynamite are just a few of the crazy occurrences in Downard's life. Interesting in its absurdity, but can be a bit tedious at times. After the third or fourth time he's caught in some trap and kills his way out, it starts becoming just the same story,different people. Better read in short bursts.