The people are gorgeous, the scenery is gorgeous, the diamond is gorgeous but that's just not enough. The characters are all weak and so is the plot. Brosnan can't keep himself from stealing, Hayak can't leave Brosnan even though he's commitment phobic, and Haralson plays someone who can only react to unlucky situations. It's a generic heist plot, nothing new. In the end you don't really care what happens to the characters and are just glad the movie is over so you can go do dishes or something else meaningful.
4/10