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...for this movie was a disaster! Seriously though, "Disaster Movie" is not only the worst of the Seltzerberg movies and not only the worst movie of 2008, but it's also the worst movie I have ever seen period. This movie makes all of the other Seltzerberg films look like works of art, and that's saying a lot!
The Plot:
Over the course of an evening, a group of four find themselves bombarded by a series of a natural disasters and unfortunate events. (Gee, does this movie seem familiar?)
Then again, this movie was released before "2012".
This movie also spoofs various movies that were popular during the time (ex. Enchanted, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Indiana Jones, etc.) And again, nothing makes sense.
Why is This Movie Bad?:
I hate pretty much everything about this movie. The only good part of this movie was the part where Hannah Montana gets crushed by an asteroid, but even that doesn't save this movie from being awful, nor does the fact that this movie also mocks "High School Musical". "Disaster Movie" is like any other film by Freidberg and Seltzer, too much YouTube Poop-related jokes, shitty pop culture references, and more like a shitty crossover than a parody movie. And that song at the end? Ugh...
Final Verdict:
And I thought "The Room" is one of the worst movies ever made, but now looking back at it, it's so bad that it's good. "Disaster Movie" on the other hand, is so bad that words cannot describe how god-awful it is. This movie sucked more than any other movie that has ever sucked. This movie is probably the suckiest movie ever made. Try looking up suck in the dictionary, and you'll find this movie's poster. Bottom line: THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS!! Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, do the world a favor and stop making movies because everything that you do is downright terrible. I'd give this movie a 0 if possible...
1/10
