"life is...boring and dumb". this movie is worse.

just awful.

marketed as a comedy; its not. natural born killers; its not. cool; its not. horror...some elements but far from worth it.

no plot.

was there a script? why bother.

bad dull acting.

people who analyze this have sh*t for brains.*

half assed senseless porn...but not nearly as good as any ever made.

i'm positive i'm dumber after watching this.

i'd hate this movie with all my heart but i just wish i had that hour and a half back. its not worth remembering other than to never ever watch it again.

*for those who think this is profound deep meaning sort've stuff: its about a girl choosing between jesus and the devil. if the devil is chris kattan's mr. peepers from snl as a gay porn star who'll f**k absolutely anything that moves or once did move and jesus is keanu reeve's surfer impersonation in point break but dumber than his ted character in bill & ted's and as boring as can possibly be. the girl is the best character. if she could say a line of dialog convincingly it would still amount to nothing but "f**k" and worse.


1/10