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This film has everything. There are sex scenes, people driving around in cars, people shooting in the air and of course people driving around while shooting in the air. Sure, there are cell phone videos on Youtube that look more professional than this movie, but do they have people shooting up in the air at birds? Hell no!
If you can understand the badly recorded dialog, you will be treated to some of the worst writing outside of the internet. The plot unfolds at a snail's pace to allow the viewer to learn about the characters. We see them drive to work, fall in love, play basketball, become millionaires, have sex, etc. Then, just as you are about to tie the noose around your own neck, the action finally begins. The birds attack random places and random people around San Jose by eating their eyes, and/or spontaneously exploding. What follows is a lengthy series of scenes involving several characters running from birds, shooting at birds, walking around in the open so the birds can attack once again, and complaining about climate change.
The phrase "worst movie ever made" gets tossed around a lot these days, and sometimes it's even justifiable. The Transformers movies aren't actually "The Worst", they just suck in the context of the budget that was spent on them. This film mounts a real challenge for the title, with its honest effort at being terrible in story, acting, directing, and special effects. To sum it all up, I would quote the film itself, "Hey look, there's an old guy on the bridge!"
