No one wants to watch mums in mini skirt

A great bit of nostalgia, I remember singing Wannabe into a hair brush at my 10th birthday party. In their hay-day they were amazing, unstoppable and original.

However the recent split of the 'Girls, after their mammoth 5 second reunion shows us they are no longer apt or cool. They are old, mumsie has-beens. Keep yourselves in the C list girls and wait for Victoria to overdose on something. Some TV programme will be dancing on something next week and you'll be on TV again.

7/10