This fresh hell is indeed garbage

Bluuuuuggggghhhhh! Arrrrgggghhhhhh! That's how I feel about fresh hell like this! 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie', one of the worst films of all time. For the worst film of 1987, it's in competition with another very dreadful film 'Jaws: The Revenge' and this film wins! This fresh hell is indeed garbage!

Presumably the target audience for 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie' is children and it's definitely inappropriate! Not just adults but also kids will figure out it's a huge piece of turd! It's surprising this film was only nominated for three Golden Raspberry Awards and not a load others! The film has no plot, the Garbage Pail Kids look creepy, their mouth movements are poor and they do disgusting stuff like biting toes off, urinating themselves, farting in faces and use snot to try to fix a television! And that's what makes me want to puke! There's also heavy references to alcohol and weightism (Santa being locked up for being too fat and Abraham Lincoln being locked up for being too skinny).

The acting is also extremely bad, Anthony Newley, Mackenzie Astin and Katie Barberi are appalling in the lead roles and don't get me started on the actors who play the Garbage Pail Kids...

To compete for the worst film of all time, it's between 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie' and 'Disaster Movie', it's hard to decide which is worse but I chose 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie' because at least 'Disaster Movie' has one good scene. 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie' has absolutely no good scenes at all! This movie has become the WORST MOVIE EVER!!!

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