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Yes I am watching this two part craziness. I decided to go with the director's cuts. So I will be taking my time to watch these as it totals out to about 5 hours or more. I mean it has to be better than that pile of crap Fifty Shades of Grey. So it starts off with a couple minutes of annoying black screen. Then it shows several shots of parts of an alley. It was a bit uncomfortable to see Joe as a toddler and young girl discovering herself. Shia LaBeouf has definitely come a long way from the goofy teen of Even Stevens. Yes this is pretty hardcore with its gratuitous sex scenes, but it is actually quite philosophical. A lot of it I'm sure would go over the average watcher's head as they might only be aware of the sexual more apparent sides of the story. I'm not really one with math so whenever they pop some math on the screen I feel lost. The acting here is actually quite good and the characters themselves are interesting enough.
Pros:
-The acting was great
-The women are attractive
-Lots of naughty bits lol
-Philosophical not just sexual
-Good soundtrack
-Some of it kind of seemed a little silly to me like the Chocolate Sweeties scene
Cons:
-A little too much math here
-Not something you can really watch with others unless you are a nymphomaniac of course
-Can't really recommend it to others for the most part
Anyways this was pretty good. Although if someone walks in on you watching during one of the sex scenes they might think you are watching some slightly more romantic porn. Well on to see what's in store for me in part deux.
