Review of Mirrors 2

Mirrors 2 was done by different people, directed by Victor Garcia and written by people I don’t respect enough to name. This film is based on the premise of remodeling and reopening the department store that we learned of in the first film, and the main character even has the same job. The creativity is sincerely lacking and I tried for a while to find at least one redeeming quality. Also, the main characters name is Max Matheson. Say it out loud. It’s terrible.

This movie is pretty much the same exact thing as the original only in this one, boys and girls, you get nudity! It’s a shame she has a terrible body AND an outie. I mean really, if you’re gonna make a sequel to an already mediocre original and throw some naked in to make up for it, make her pretty! This girl, other than being incredibly, rib-cagey thin, has no redeeming qualities.

Thank you, internet, for compiling all of these stills in to that lovely collage of eating disorder nakedness, as it is just what I also wanted.

Anyway, we’ve got glass eating, a shower guillotine, cutting of the Achilles tendon and gutting of ones self, pizza cutter to the face and scissors to the eyes. That about covers everything good about the movie.


Both the original and the sequel lead to the climax with the protagonist saying “I know what I need to do” in a serious and deliberate tone. It’s gross. I hated this movie. Hated.

My official rating: hated