A bad movie

Honestly, I wasn’t expecting much from this flick but, for some rather morbide reasons, I still wanted to check if it was as bad as it looked. Well, it definitely lived up to its poor reputation, that’s for sure. Indeed, it is basically a complete disaster and it is very rare to see a movie failing on every single level. For example, take the story, it is a terrible far-fetched mess which barely makes any sense and, if you try to analize it afterwards, it is even more pathetic. Concerning Lindsay Lohan, what can I say? Even though she is supposed to play 2 different characters (one real and one supposedly imaginary), there is not one single difference between any of them so her performance was far from being convincing. Even the striptease scenes were some of the most underwhelming I have ever seen but you can argue that, in real life, striptease acts actually might as well look quite ugly and boring (in ‘Striptease’, another awful movie, at least, Demi Moore looked terrific and displayed some really impressive lap dances). The only redeeming feature about this flick is that it has become somehow some metaphore about where Lindsay Lohan stood at the time. On one hand, she was still this cute talented ingenous Disney actress (not for long though) but, on the other hand, she was also this wild chain-smoking coke-snorting promiscuous party girl and this movie actually mirrored this ambiguous behavior. To conclude, it is the worst movie starring Lindsay Lohan (which is, considering her awful track-record, quite an accomplisment) and it is not worth a look whatsoever.

3/10