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'Junior' opens with Dr. Alex Hesse (Arnold Schwarzenegger) finding a presumably lost baby, Alex calls for help and then...and then...it pisses everywhere, Alex then finds lots more babies who are screaming and presumably doing the same! But it's just a nightmare!
This movie was so boring that I didn't laugh once! I took multiple breaks! And the number 1 reason that this movie is not suitable for younger kids is...
That was a tough watch! Lol! The Nostalgia Critic found it more terrifying than I did!
So how does Alex get a baby inside him? Well
he's a scientist and Dr. Larry Arbogast (Danny DeVito) suggests that he undergoes a male pregnancy which involves in Larry taking all sorts of - drugs maybe? And then Larry drugs Alex's stomach with a needle which has an ovum in it...Now this movie is overly complicated - and not in a good way! The drug is called Junior? And it's in the title of the movie! And it's what Alex decides to call his baby (unsure of whether it's a boy or a girl)
Now how the hell did Emma Thompson get a part in this? As Dr. Diana Reddin who is the mother of Alex's child because the ovum was from her own body!
Alex gives birth to a baby girl, Larry's ex-wife Angela (Pamela Reed) gives birth to a boy (yes there are two pregnancies in this movie, not one but two)
The biggest flaw is that this movie is so boring and the acting is not very good (not even Emma Thompson was good), the only good thing about this movie is the original song 'Look What Love Has Done', it's in the scenes of Alex dressed as a woman (yes, it got weirder), it was nominated for an Oscar for Best Original Song but for crying out loud, put it with a movie that deserves it!
So I'll just say that I haven't seen 'Twins' (also starring Schwarzenegger and DeVito) and I thought 'Juno' was better than 'Junior'! Bye, bye!
3/10
